orleon

4737 pts · March 3, 2013


World's Okayest Mom here. I work in finance, have 2 toddlers, live in the deep south. I like crochet, cross stitch, coffee, beer, LUSH. love watching scifi and napping. wubalubbadubdub, motherfuckers.

Pretty sure this is a show now on Amazon prime called Stinky and Dirty!!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here to echo the thanks--- sanitation workers do not get the recognition they deserve!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yep, cute now but not so cute when it's trying to kick your door in during the next freeze looking for snacks

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cost of living is fairly low, I have a stable job and the schools are surprisingly good (in my area) and I'm the sole income atm

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a woman in deep Texas, me too. Me too.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Should I post my address or is there a designated meeting area or wat

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

www.newrockstarsmerch.com is selling these

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL looks just like my husband's first apt ???

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My corgi lab mix can't jump so she battering rams EVERYTHING including legs

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DO IT. I made the jump from TX to Seattle on a whim and it kick-started the rest of my life. 6 yrs later I've got a great family of my own!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have a full-size backdrop for zoom calls on their twitter

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ahh! I loved Myst! And riven

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a real piece of work and I hope your sister makes some changes if he won't(my sister married a tool and she eventually left him)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Misread "nub" as "hub" and was waiting for a second guy and it just made it even more funny when the little one pops up ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So did my husband (ex navy) ... Never thought I'd see the day

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They don't like being shit talked either. Plus the bounty thing.

5 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats a great explanation and some comforting advice ? ty

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

More to learn , and felt he'd benefit the company and our team best by staying put a little longer. That always impressed me.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I offered an employee a mgmt position because his interview went so well (it had just opened up) and he told me he "still felt he had 1/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks guys ?✌️they are in the freezer aisle just fyi

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god. Same. I ate an entire Sara lee pound cake over 2 days this week ?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Best birthday dump ever. Had me laughing so hard I'm crying and trying to stifle it so my husband doesn't wake up

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been working for CUs for about 10 years. Took 2 off to work for a dealership. Went back to CUs. They are awesome

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happened to me almost a year ago. Be prepared and have a plan. (No matter what the outcome)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo!!! My sister has an all black cat named Salem ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beautiful work!! Love MTG. Arena is getting me through quaruntine

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp, they overestimated the intelligence of their voter base. *In Texas, looks around*

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They always get me when they offer me a nap :/

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0