osiris32

798 pts · January 24, 2011


#30, change it from "pasta" to "cheese" and you have a shirt for my wife.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Épéecock. Jesus Christ. I'm not mad, I'm jealous.

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This a amazing, but how much free time did they have on their hands?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Rigger is a slur, the proper term is "Rafter American."

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Bed Bath and Bedrock

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Jimothy is a Dr Glaucomflecken character, I have a hard time reconciling that with a short-spined raccoon.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Not only did she respond in the affirmative, she was obviously happy about it and them asking the question. This tells you that she is confident in the relationship, and wants her brothers to know that. That's all the info they need. Now, more bus questions! If two busses meet, how do they determine who is the superior bus?

1 month ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Foot Bud!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I will be stealing several of these for tactical vatnik and Trump supporter antagonizing.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#9 REALLY should be one again. Starting in grade school. Learn touch typing, basic command prompt, parts of a computer, and basic html concepts. By high school have them learning keyboard shortcuts, some programming, and how to debug things. They way us millennials learned.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What the fuck, Terry! I thought you only brought Century Club gifts! I thought we were special!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the record, that babushka absolutely insists on the fact that it was a jar of tomatoes and plums.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MANAMANA!

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Buddy of mine who lost a leg above the knee in Afghanistan bolted his sidearm holster to the thigh cap of his prosthetic. Said he was going as Robocop for Halloween that year.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#17. As not just a hardcore Trekkie, but also a professional stage hand with just shy of 20 years on the job working operas, theater, ballets, and concerts, you have NO idea just how much I want to meet Klingon theater kids. This needs to happen. Make it so.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#45 What is the airspeed velocity of a LADEN swallow?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, did you just drop origin lore on my childhood?!

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Oooo, I know the answer, that's a variation on artwork from Rendevous with Rama, a novel by Arthur C Clark! It's a classic of hardcore sci fi, you should read it.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im no conservative. But this is the reason they carry on about the 2nd Amendment. We have reached that point. Arm yourselves, because the jackboots ARE coming.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The kids are alright!

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kaaaaaarrrrrl, that kills people!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It needs skritches! I must skritch!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#35 That's the Blagojevich Cut.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 PLEASE TELL THE BRITS ABOUT THE WHOLE NOT SAYING WHAT YOU WANT THING

#39 Cool, I live in Sin!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not into the whole "mommy dommy" thing.

Or so I thought.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Portlander, FROGS STRONG TOGETHER!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The difference between Padre and Papi.

9 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2