3041 pts ยท November 18, 2012
Plot Twist: Hers is the tall one.
It wasn't real rape. She obviously wouldn't have gotten pregnant if it was legitimate. Come on, guys.
No escape from reality!
My little sister can't say my name, so she calls me Dobby. I'm not allowed to do the sock matching anymore.
Exactly! My sis is 12 yrs younger than me and I got stopped when I was walking with her by an old couple who said she "takes after mommy."
I saw a photo of you taking this photo!
great! I'm an alley cat, anyways, so I'll find a good one.
Free lunch? :) Sounds good to me.
Oh my God you scared me.
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But then you have to clean the microwave if there are guests
http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/4093852+_ec896549edd65fdfac6c9e78723e1343.jpg
That's when I do my songwriting. These are amazing!
I was on random mode. http://memecrunch.com/meme/A5H9/i-am-not-a-smart-man/image.png
Master has given Dobby a sock. Master has presented Dobby with clothes... DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought you said you didn't own a karma machine...
I sat here waiting for the bat to slip and hit him in the balls.
"There's a bear in my bed!" "Nope, just Chuck Testa." I'd be equally freaked out if I found either of them in my bed...
When I was a lad I fapped 5 times a day my penis was purple and large. But now that I'm grown I fap 10 times a day.
Some of them look like this: http://sidesalad.net/archives/RaceTracConvenienceStoreBathroomA.jpg
OR..... (and this doesn't include people who are put at risk if pregnant) you could wait until your life is set up before you fuck.
just 3 more down votes until it's at 69.
Yeah. Took me 2 months to get that.
Or give him a red shirt. That should work, too.
As a killer, I am so fucking sick of being stereotyped! We don't all fit perfectly into the same mold! I AN A PERSON TOO!
Great post, but I could judge the size of the turtle better with a banana for scale, rather than a penny.
I still do't get it. :( Would you mind explaining?
You really should have worn a different color. I'm afraid for your life now.
Plot Twist: Hers is the tall one.
It wasn't real rape. She obviously wouldn't have gotten pregnant if it was legitimate. Come on, guys.
No escape from reality!
My little sister can't say my name, so she calls me Dobby. I'm not allowed to do the sock matching anymore.
Exactly! My sis is 12 yrs younger than me and I got stopped when I was walking with her by an old couple who said she "takes after mommy."
I saw a photo of you taking this photo!
great! I'm an alley cat, anyways, so I'll find a good one.
Free lunch? :) Sounds good to me.
Oh my God you scared me.
OP delivered!!! There were over 7000 post-its on!!
I love you.
BOOBS
But then you have to clean the microwave if there are guests
http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/4093852+_ec896549edd65fdfac6c9e78723e1343.jpg
That's when I do my songwriting. These are amazing!
I was on random mode. http://memecrunch.com/meme/A5H9/i-am-not-a-smart-man/image.png
Master has given Dobby a sock. Master has presented Dobby with clothes... DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought you said you didn't own a karma machine...
I sat here waiting for the bat to slip and hit him in the balls.
"There's a bear in my bed!" "Nope, just Chuck Testa." I'd be equally freaked out if I found either of them in my bed...
When I was a lad I fapped 5 times a day my penis was purple and large. But now that I'm grown I fap 10 times a day.
Some of them look like this: http://sidesalad.net/archives/RaceTracConvenienceStoreBathroomA.jpg
OR..... (and this doesn't include people who are put at risk if pregnant) you could wait until your life is set up before you fuck.
just 3 more down votes until it's at 69.
Yeah. Took me 2 months to get that.
Or give him a red shirt. That should work, too.
As a killer, I am so fucking sick of being stereotyped! We don't all fit perfectly into the same mold! I AN A PERSON TOO!
Great post, but I could judge the size of the turtle better with a banana for scale, rather than a penny.
I still do't get it. :( Would you mind explaining?
You really should have worn a different color. I'm afraid for your life now.