outoftouch

3041 pts ยท November 18, 2012


Plot Twist: Hers is the tall one.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wasn't real rape. She obviously wouldn't have gotten pregnant if it was legitimate. Come on, guys.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No escape from reality!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

My little sister can't say my name, so she calls me Dobby. I'm not allowed to do the sock matching anymore.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly! My sis is 12 yrs younger than me and I got stopped when I was walking with her by an old couple who said she "takes after mommy."

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw a photo of you taking this photo!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

great! I'm an alley cat, anyways, so I'll find a good one.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Free lunch? :) Sounds good to me.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my God you scared me.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP delivered!!! There were over 7000 post-its on!!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love you.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BOOBS

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But then you have to clean the microwave if there are guests

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's when I do my songwriting. These are amazing!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Master has given Dobby a sock. Master has presented Dobby with clothes... DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought you said you didn't own a karma machine...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sat here waiting for the bat to slip and hit him in the balls.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"There's a bear in my bed!" "Nope, just Chuck Testa." I'd be equally freaked out if I found either of them in my bed...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was a lad I fapped 5 times a day my penis was purple and large. But now that I'm grown I fap 10 times a day.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OR..... (and this doesn't include people who are put at risk if pregnant) you could wait until your life is set up before you fuck.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

just 3 more down votes until it's at 69.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Took me 2 months to get that.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or give him a red shirt. That should work, too.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a killer, I am so fucking sick of being stereotyped! We don't all fit perfectly into the same mold! I AN A PERSON TOO!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great post, but I could judge the size of the turtle better with a banana for scale, rather than a penny.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still do't get it. :( Would you mind explaining?

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You really should have worn a different color. I'm afraid for your life now.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0