It's been a hell of a day in usersub
My reaction when 100 days have made me older, since the last time that I've saw your pretty face.
When the new kid mouths off to wrong teacher
Best Buds!
Mitch Hedberg on "tricky questions"
When you're a huge Turd Ferguson, but you've come to terms with it
The oooooooooooooold razzle-dazzle
I spend Valentines Day Downvoting and Reporting Schlongs in Usersub
Out of... What???
These ads keep making wilder and wilder claims
When my peanut butter screws up, but I forgive him
Early Thanksgiving Advice
Too soon?
That's some pretty impressive wood
A post needs a title
The first woman to set foot on the moon has already been born
Best part about getting to work early
People need to chill out
Everyone's out chasing Pokemon, and I'm just sitting here like
I see your high quality image of a tomato
What's pink, wet, and smells like the sea?
Close your eyes. You can smell it if you truly believe
Whatever life throws at you, you can overcome
Pack your bags, gentlemen. We goin' to Jupitar
You've brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
When your new job requires you to be clean shaven
Happy 29th imgur
Can't win 'em all
MRW I'm in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation
It's just been kind of a long day, imgur
When you want to run away and get married, but your obligations get the better of you
MRW It's July 29th and I kick my shitposting into MAXIMUM OGREDRIVE
Decode away, usersub
No help from reddit. What can the mathematicians of imgur do for me?
Spoopy Skurleton Hand Tutorial
Fucking Powerful
I wanted to volunteer, but that time commitment...
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something... Beluga?
Learned how to make origami skeleton hands today
Just thought this was important. Sorry for the potato
Trump's over here like
MRW I find the uranium dildo used in the 1968 blockbuster "Milfs From Alpha Centauri"
I honestly don't know why people are friends with me.
Dude, we get it, you vape...
The cloning procedure has a 98% success rate
I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the OP that posts a post for you
Pitbull + Cat = Elvis
When the title suits the post
It's time, my friends
How to make delicious Rum-balls: The "NOT ANOTHER FUCKING ELECTION POST" Edition
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MRW I Finally don't miss my cake day and imgur tells me to share a post
I'm a simple kind of man
Apparently I'm in the minority on this one?