painterofdark

3722 pts ยท August 25, 2014


They will ask you for your bank routing and pin number so they can send you a refund.

4 days ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

The only ruler that needs to have this is an architect's ruler; and in the gap is the scale number.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

The guillotine would be far too kind for the orange menace.

4 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Many do not realize this is mandated by civil law. Displaying it otherwise is a misdemeanor.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Attended the trump school of marketing and living by the rule of P.T. Barnum; there's a sucker born every minute.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Satirical, but absolutely factual.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The bastards of subscription are trying to grind us down. Stand firm. If you pay for it you own it.

5 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Schrodinger is stumped at this point. Can't even find the box.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With a basic CAD app you can draw a schematic of your whole house listing every switch, outlet, ceiling lamp, and fan. Number each item with the breaker and you're set.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When a mobster loses his driving license.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Twist; the safety rope locks after six feet freefall.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As seen through the eyes of Botero.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I empathize. I have a Garmin Inreach for when I'm kayaking out of cell phone range. That would be my last resort to use for fear of the rescue bill.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That'll be about the only time some average person actually made money from Apple.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you see this vehicle leaving Mar-a-Lago guess who's on board.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best satire of the times. Love her voice.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you see an airline catering truck on the road escorted by black Chevys wagons with lights and flags you can bet there's a munching sack of shit inside who thinks he's incognito.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Biggest asset in the administration is the ability to lie like the boss.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I ain't here to play, bitch. Throw or I bite your ass".

1 month ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Put the farm on white and saw it run last place until the very end. I was never that lucky with horses.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pearly Sweetcakes says "you better start rollin' another. I didn't come here to fuck around"

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wearable bong.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Needs sunglasses cause his his future's so bright.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would not print one.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Penguin.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could have saved around 95% by just buying a recorder.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That melon would have been eaten before I finished the first archway.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some super sloppy electrical work.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Right up there with Peter Max.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you go beyond the horses ass.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0