Forget the metric system
Performing here tonight. Wish me luck usersub
Amen to that
I can pay rent..:-)
My date for tonight
Won 2nd place. But feel like a bigger winner because of you usersub...
Not a repost; details in the description
For my cake day...
RIP my beautiful chubby princess
Kanye West meet and greet with fans
My kind of party
A real hero!
when you fart in a public bus and everybody knows it was you
Upgraded my fridge:-)
Big mouth!
First some raisin bran, and then... the world!
Me after someone stole my bike last night.
fight of the century
MFW after a sad before work wank
I made a thing (oc)
Lego Claus
MRW captn kirk sends us a note
I had to improvise
1000 yards stare
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MRW I realize it is already Monday (haven't slept for two days)
It's a scale not a gun
"Clerkin it today"
Never forget!
Great start to 2017!
rabbit roundhouse kick gif
Just want her to shut the f**k up
It didn't end well.
Germany in a few hours... sorry for the bad quality
Pc enough?
MRW I realize I generated more points through commenting then posting content.
MRW I take a shit and the guy in the cabin next to me starts to whistle the imperial march
khaleesi
Two beautiful queens with their natural hair color
MRW I see a giant riding a mammoth
MR for the next two day when I post something to usersub
MRW I told her I like her more than a friend and she replied she is emotionally attached to another man
MRW I am so drunk I can't say anything and people constantly ask me how I am doin
This is what too much fapping can lead to... always make sure to alternate your fapping arm
MR after I masturbated to an Archer episode(again)
Not even our planet...
the first time I won something
MRW my friend (who has read the GoT books) is furious about a scene which is not in the books
Was bored as fuck, so I googled it and this came up first...
made me chuckle
separated at birth
When you have a great comment for a post which made it to the frontpage, but you know nobody is going to read it
MRW my 6 year old niece tells her mom to fuck off