patch89

12005 pts · July 5, 2015


Just a small town gal who loves golden retrievers and terrible puns.

Lovers and taters.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Axe and you shall receive.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GEEEOOOOOSTOOOORRRRMMM!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...and that kid? Albert Einstein.

8 years ago | Likes 679 Dislikes 12

I can only assume this is what the founding fathers meant by “the pursuit of happiness.”

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

*my deer sister

8 years ago | Likes 885 Dislikes 1

I hope they animate the flower shop scene next. "Hi, doggy."

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Owls are just a collection of feathers propelled by rage.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Retrieving the toy, but stealing my heart...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not fair. All I get are bills and newsletters for supermarkets I don't shop at.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, sign me right the fuck up for that life please.

9 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 2

This is the actual point of working out, right? To be able to carry and comfort a golden retriever at a moment's notice

9 years ago | Likes 1024 Dislikes 1

What kind of furry potato is that?

9 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

"Bitch, now it's purrrsonal."

9 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is my dream wedding. But without the people and the ring and the dress. Mostly just having a golden retriever.

9 years ago | Likes 672 Dislikes 1

Casterly Rock n' Roll

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP, horse

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

WHERE'S RUM HAM???

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

*impawsible

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Labradorable.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We need to go deeper.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seems a little rude not to wave back.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I love the synchronized laugh-bow to each other.

9 years ago | Likes 417 Dislikes 0

Well I for one needed this in my life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That little sleepy wink though.

9 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

Doggles.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Some say he's still jumping

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see goldens, I upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A-maize-ing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0