patchins

1732 pts ยท August 19, 2014


I am an ordained Dudeist priest. Can and will do weddings. Animals and little children eventually warm up to me, as do some other people. Call NOW and enter for YOUR chance to win!

"Who is this 4chan?"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First Puffin pic I've seen in a while to actually be an unpopular opinion.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He wasn't meant to have a great hand in their success or failure, which sorcery would definitely have been.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, as one of the Maiar, Gandalf was not supposed to have a great hand in the affairs of Middle Earth. He was meant to guide people. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, as one of the Maiar, Gandalf was not supposed to have a great hand in the affairs of Middle Earth. He was meant to guide people. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SOMEone took an extra D-amphetamine plus SALT this morning...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Isn't...isn't that a yam?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The best part is the "12,000 dominoes..." that pops up in the corner, adding insult to injury.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wrote a term paper on how every single film before World War Two could be, and ought to be, classified as Romantic Comedy. I got a B-.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's my fetish, though.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Christ.....

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

She looks fourteen.

10 years ago | Likes 324 Dislikes 10

No, it actually makes a lot of sense.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Missed an opportunity. Error FURR-0-FURR.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eh, whatever.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

A painter's pallet has "no color," save for the paint on it, which is represented in each of the different cities with different colors.

10 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 3

"What are we gonna do today, Brain?" "The same thing we do everyday, Pinky..."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ya, cut it off and sqvush it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You think this is some sort of game?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Native Americans were the descendents of the original land-bridge immigrants, the first humans on the land.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Oh, silly. They won't get that far.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This^ THIS^ HOLY FUCK THIS^ WATCH THIS DAMMIT!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's called an "evil fleeter." They are sometimes quite disturbing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you know when it's just one person downvoting them?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

And you won't like the WoodMeister when they're angry.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Damn you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's praising Mr. Skeletal.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very carefully, and with zero dignity.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey! Bandanas rock! Keep it up!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1