pcrawColorRunner

627 pts ยท August 16, 2019


It took 9 months to get it

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cars sometimes drive so fast they turn turtle

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nicely put!

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is why I don't stop at red lights

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

- and the home of depraved

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

EXACLTY!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Exaclty!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget Henry Kissinger got one, too!

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Make your butler also act as your chauffeur

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kidding you are not

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you fire a rubber band into a wasp nest ?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I can tell when you're lying to me, because your ears turn pink."
Somehow, even when I covered my ears, she could still always tell

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Therefore abc=d/t

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's right. Shakespeare's highly overrated. He's only famous because he took several hundred well-known quotes and strung them all together.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It could be very quick, though, like 4 or 5 seconds

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That, or maybe Depussy

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pinot grease

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pilot grease

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depussy

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

But the guy whose shoulders I'm standing on, not so sure about him. . .

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Or the "u" in "scuba"

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The word "Algebra" is actually one of the few English words that is Arabic in origin - from Al Jabr; the gathering together of broken parts

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bachelor of Arfs

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being grounded should protect him from electrocution

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least he knows not to spell "Hemingway" with two m's

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, then he posted it to his girlfriend. Besides being a great artist, he also invented ear mail.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was quite a hilarious guy, had them in stitches

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poultry in motion

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0