I'm an Animator, a Cartoonist, an Editor and a Screenwriter. Just about anything you can't make any money doing, I'm good at it.
I'm an Animator, a Cartoonist, an Editor and a Screenwriter. Just about anything you can't make any money doing, I'm good at it.
Does the Swiss Army get a cut for the use of its name?
"Vger needs the information!"
If ICE goes anywhere near a polling place you can bet your taint there will be a crowd of whistle blowing middle-aged ladies on them like bark on a Birch tree.
Where's Madeline Kahn and the 13 schnitzengruben?
A group of vultures flying together is a kettle, if they are perched in tree tops. They're a committee, if they're feeding
on a carcass on a group, they're a wake.
Here comes Sandy Claws!
Everyone knows Death only speaks in capital letters.
When a woman lies down, human breasts flatten out. Thia is silicone at high pressure.
In California they're called Bott's Dots.
Hello, is this an Oxbridge academic? How would you to come on our show and have yourself and your entire profession mocked?
If you see a kid behind a card table selling lemonade, you STOP and BUY A CUP. Even if its warm and overpriced.
None of them read the bill They have AI or an assistant make a 4 page summary with bullet points. And she didn't read it
Huh. It's just a dog with some fl... ALL HAIL THE FLOWER KING!
As someone who has had to abandon more than a few of my own dreams, I found these very moving.
No microwave?
It's nice of them to give somebody with OCD a job, but trees in the wild don't grow in straight feckin rows.
I canvass in Iowa. We do not knock on Republican doors. The Democratic party provides us with lists of registered Dems and Independents. Our job is to encourage those who might not vote how important it is to do so.
Obviously no raccoons living in the neighborhood.
Better than the "painting" videos where you can see a handler standing next to the animal holding a sharp goad.
I'm from Wyoming and I call Bullshit.
As far as all the lesser races, go to a right-wing site, see who they recommend, then vote for the other person.
Superstitious people would flip. 13 months and each one has Friday the 13th.
Okay, now do Windy!
#29 Professor Barclay should be dragged out into the street and shot like a rabid dog.
To our pets we never age. To them, we are immortal like elves.
What's the over-under on that gag order? About 9 hours?
How about Mordor? Or are there copyright issues?
It looks like there's a little dog on the far bank pinching a loaf.