MRW I get home an my rommate has eaten the leftover lasagna that I was saving for myself
What would've happened in real life.
When the gym next door is just too bomb
Fucking EU and their money
Just college things...
MRW it's 5 am. and my phones says alarm is set for 1 hour 45 minutes from now.
When you let one out and try to play it cool
That feeling when you stretch in front of mirror and accidentally summon the antichrist...
MRW I realize my brother and his girlfriend have been in the shower over 15 minutes now and I'm just sitting here listening the water run.
Than God for unlimited plan
He who controls the spice controls the universe
Somebody had brought flowers to a dogs grave that had passed over 18 years ago.
Sometimes the comments just glitch oh so perfectly...