818 pts ยท January 7, 2013
This is my public profile. I wrote something here.
So it's a tiny banana or a large banana? Which banana is for scale?
So you want a Bitch Kitty and a Bitch Katie in your bed? You're fetishes are getting weird...
I'm going to shit on your pillow so she'll sleep with me instead.
Trav, that's the cleanest I've ever seen your bed. She's obviously trying to adapt to her new surroundings. -Concerned Roommate
Faaaaaa Mulan
BONESAWWWWW
I was thinking angel hair with chicken in a white wine sauce.
Oh my god, that looks just like my cat. http://imgur.com/r3U2UKi
8 points
NSFW
Zero ducks given
wow. Someone is really good at finger painting the backside of women.
mfw Americans call eu du toilette "colon"
Most people tend to be taking the sons of bitches OUT instead of putting them in... birth is weird.
Does it hurt when you take it out?
^ Mah nigga
What's a hoo-ha
I don't know about you, but I'm feelin' 22. The second one.
High price for dark meat.
Show me an adult from Peanuts. Then I'll be impressed.
Congrats it getting it this far, Brotato!
"There must be more to this provincial life" OP: "Just watch, i'm going to make hot dog my wife!"
I'm using the orange to scope out casinos.
Frumpy cat.
For once, a soccer game wasn't postponed due to pussies.
Squirrel is actually a ballet dancer stretching. Leg warmers are a must.
This could go an entirely different way if "she" was actually a slug.
Oh god. She's going to have to listen to him on the Radio and it'll ruin their relationship. It's Piper all over again.
TIL Mint Chocolate Chip isn't discriminatory.
So it's a tiny banana or a large banana? Which banana is for scale?
So you want a Bitch Kitty and a Bitch Katie in your bed? You're fetishes are getting weird...
I'm going to shit on your pillow so she'll sleep with me instead.
Trav, that's the cleanest I've ever seen your bed. She's obviously trying to adapt to her new surroundings. -Concerned Roommate
Faaaaaa Mulan
BONESAWWWWW
I was thinking angel hair with chicken in a white wine sauce.
Oh my god, that looks just like my cat. http://imgur.com/r3U2UKi
8 points
NSFW
Zero ducks given
wow. Someone is really good at finger painting the backside of women.
mfw Americans call eu du toilette "colon"
Most people tend to be taking the sons of bitches OUT instead of putting them in... birth is weird.
Does it hurt when you take it out?
^ Mah nigga
What's a hoo-ha
I don't know about you, but I'm feelin' 22. The second one.
High price for dark meat.
Show me an adult from Peanuts. Then I'll be impressed.
Congrats it getting it this far, Brotato!
"There must be more to this provincial life" OP: "Just watch, i'm going to make hot dog my wife!"
I'm using the orange to scope out casinos.
Frumpy cat.
For once, a soccer game wasn't postponed due to pussies.
Squirrel is actually a ballet dancer stretching. Leg warmers are a must.
This could go an entirely different way if "she" was actually a slug.
Oh god. She's going to have to listen to him on the Radio and it'll ruin their relationship. It's Piper all over again.
TIL Mint Chocolate Chip isn't discriminatory.