That's if I let you off lightly
42
5
104
Let me get my badge!!
17
6
70
I would never commit another crime
32
4
90
Why does my hiding spot smell like pee-pee
29
5
162
Damn you seven day weeks
50
3
100
Just some fierce grape tea
16
7
103
Things like this is why I will never fit into last years bathing suit
72
13
165
Ok
-2
6
70
Sounds like someone had an accident
22
4
68
Nothing worse than a stained ballerina
42
7
122
Sounds fishy
17
4
74
Chop Chop
31
11
1418
Oh Ellen
38
4
67
This scares me
122
13
97
He was only trying to warm it up
15
8
47
Poor guy
34
2
87
I almost took his advice today
45
3
75
Such a classy ride
14
1
129
A tricky desktop background for desktop day
14
3
5124
You tricky gun collectors
24
138
86
And here I am still wanting to go to Neverland
68
36
80
Nothing to see here
26
8
64
Somethings not right here
0
10
68
Jet black
16
7
103
He is just following orders
35
4
87
Must be hard shopping for bras
23
12
169
Dammit Phil
30
5
146
How I feel when talking politics
33
17
54
My mom in 73
21
21
260
But I don't want to
66
12
73
I thought that I had a cool beard, I was wrong
35
7
3023
The healthy way to eat a salad
43
10
90
Union Falls
22
1
177
Just eat the damn food
48
15
130
liars
8
3
151
MRW people say they don't like cats
11
9
44511
If they did this, I wouldn't have to be a lonely drunk
48
4
94
I bet he's better than Nikki Minaj
35
8
283
TIL what the finger really means
6
2
125
Thanks internet gods
36
8
9571
She just doesn't understand
15
7
870
I should have a job in no time
35
8
90
I just want to put him in my shirt pocket and keep him there all day
29
4
76
You guys sure do know how to make a girl feel Idolized
35
9
287
These are so awesome
31
9
63
Irish porn
84
26
4342
If only Ken wasn't so flat down there
19
4
92
Makes sense
15
5
93
Achieved only through years of hard work outs
18
5
110
Just a wee bit
67
18
77
Who the hell let you get a drivers license
183
35
197
Just an awesome pic
13
9
145
Happens to me more than I like to admit
32
3
112
I just found out that I'm not smart, will someone please explain this to me
33
21
79
I want this to be a real show so bad
27
5
139
Funny pun
6
12
100
Get your own, the human made this one for me!!
60
5
84
This is exactly how a small piece of cake makes me feel
21
2
123