Hey, what's up?
Working as a temp
My own day
I've seen a lot of valentines day cards lately. This will always be my favorite one.
Walked by this guy and he got startled. Tried running away but got the Scooby-Doo legs and just stayed in place. Then just hung there awaiting his doom. Luckily for him, I wanted to be his buddy.
MRW Viralizer has taken over.
Beards
If you do this, fuck you. Just...fuck you.
I want to share this with you guys.
Saw this post on Facebook...How about just not breaking the fucking law?
I want to tell them so bad.
Yep.
I'm in a Metal kind of mood today.
I'm only motivated in the shower.
Walmart thinks it's the year 2000
This is my buddies drawing. 20 hours of work. I want to help him get a career with his talent. Any suggestions?
MRW I want to eat at my favorite restaurant but it's packed
Girl I was dating asked how many women I've been with. Answered nonchalantly, "I don't know".