5004 pts ยท May 15, 2014
My personality is so magnetic I am unable to carry credit cards...
hold on...let me kick my crocs off...#gotthisfam
@lobotomyjack & @industrialprinter thx 4 sharing! i beat myself up over b's, but i also enjoy having a life and smelling roses!
wow, that was a bit of a rollercoaster...
you're king among men, @fathersuperior
brace yourself for crippling affluenza XD
I had this song stuck in my head for two weeks straight after seeing 'i love the 90's' cover band #nevergettingthatnightback
At first I didn't understand the premise from the title...the content set me straight, cringey af...#thatscrazy
he's my favorite one!!!
that makes two!
you're king among men, sir, king among friggin' men!
bet she's wishing that his D came with an expansion pack option,too ;)
MFW I pulled off wingtipping my eyeliner properly
that is a good question that probably starts out with a guy drinking a beer in a fishing boat and passes out a little too close to the water
me too!!!1!
the face he makes is awesome :O
when you start making a meth pipe but then remember you're in art class, not chemistry...
what...no tip?
#3 would be foreplay...#4 would be dinner... ;)
I wish to sit on Sam Rockwell's face!
-1 for no references @OP...mindless statistics won't sway me, do your research and we'll talk..
get out....
this.....YES!!!1!
I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that...
in all their glory!!!1!
it's okay not so OC, OP...I shared your version instead of the other one!
holy krabbie patties, there they are!!!
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/01/01dc6337573e5b0c902805f31b0b2195924465806fd7f84f005c71aaa6ab0a87.jpg
I know, where can I pick up a pair of socks like that?!
I don't think some of these are by accident...
hold on...let me kick my crocs off...#gotthisfam
@lobotomyjack & @industrialprinter thx 4 sharing! i beat myself up over b's, but i also enjoy having a life and smelling roses!
wow, that was a bit of a rollercoaster...
you're king among men, @fathersuperior
brace yourself for crippling affluenza XD
I had this song stuck in my head for two weeks straight after seeing 'i love the 90's' cover band #nevergettingthatnightback
At first I didn't understand the premise from the title...the content set me straight, cringey af...#thatscrazy
he's my favorite one!!!
that makes two!
you're king among men, sir, king among friggin' men!
bet she's wishing that his D came with an expansion pack option,too ;)
MFW I pulled off wingtipping my eyeliner properly
that is a good question that probably starts out with a guy drinking a beer in a fishing boat and passes out a little too close to the water
me too!!!1!
the face he makes is awesome :O
when you start making a meth pipe but then remember you're in art class, not chemistry...
what...no tip?
#3 would be foreplay...#4 would be dinner... ;)
I wish to sit on Sam Rockwell's face!
-1 for no references @OP...mindless statistics won't sway me, do your research and we'll talk..
get out....
this.....YES!!!1!
I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that...
in all their glory!!!1!
it's okay not so OC, OP...I shared your version instead of the other one!
holy krabbie patties, there they are!!!
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/01/01dc6337573e5b0c902805f31b0b2195924465806fd7f84f005c71aaa6ab0a87.jpg
I know, where can I pick up a pair of socks like that?!
I don't think some of these are by accident...