pho54

5004 pts ยท May 15, 2014


My personality is so magnetic I am unable to carry credit cards...

hold on...let me kick my crocs off...#gotthisfam

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@lobotomyjack & @industrialprinter thx 4 sharing! i beat myself up over b's, but i also enjoy having a life and smelling roses!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wow, that was a bit of a rollercoaster...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you're king among men, @fathersuperior

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

brace yourself for crippling affluenza XD

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had this song stuck in my head for two weeks straight after seeing 'i love the 90's' cover band #nevergettingthatnightback

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I didn't understand the premise from the title...the content set me straight, cringey af...#thatscrazy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he's my favorite one!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that makes two!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you're king among men, sir, king among friggin' men!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bet she's wishing that his D came with an expansion pack option,too ;)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

MFW I pulled off wingtipping my eyeliner properly

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that is a good question that probably starts out with a guy drinking a beer in a fishing boat and passes out a little too close to the water

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

me too!!!1!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the face he makes is awesome :O

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when you start making a meth pipe but then remember you're in art class, not chemistry...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what...no tip?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 would be foreplay...#4 would be dinner... ;)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish to sit on Sam Rockwell's face!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

-1 for no references @OP...mindless statistics won't sway me, do your research and we'll talk..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

get out....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this.....YES!!!1!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in all their glory!!!1!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's okay not so OC, OP...I shared your version instead of the other one!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

holy krabbie patties, there they are!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know, where can I pick up a pair of socks like that?!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think some of these are by accident...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0