Ysabell
GNU
Conina the Barberian
Lord Havelock Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork
Mort
Claude Maximillian Overton Transpire "Cut-Me-Own-Throat (C.M.O.T.)" Dibbler
Lady Sybil Deidre Olgivanna Vimes (née Ramkin)
Alberto "Albert" Malich
Mr. Pump
Reacher Gilt (and Alphonse)
Liessa Wyrmbidder
Adora Belle Dearheart
Auditor of Reality
Binky
The Hogfather
My and my wife's World of Warcraft characters
Cohen the Barbarian
Sergeant Cheery "Cheri" Littlebottom
Sergeant Detritus
Rincewind, Twoflower, The Librarian, and the Luggage
Moonshine, Finish Him!
Constable Dorfl
DEATH
The Ankh-Morpork City Watch
Constable Igor
Ponder Stibbons
Hrun the Chimerian
Band of Boobs
Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully
The Dean of Pentacles
Sergeant Fred Colon
Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson
Queen of the Elves
Reg Shoe
Captain Angua von Überwald
Upvote if you love ribs!!!
Y'all Like Donuts?
The Chair of Indefinite Studies
Nerdy Prudes Must Die
The Smelliest Birthday Present
Commander Sam Vimes
King Verence II of Lancre
Magrat Garlick
Corporal Cecil Wormsborough St. John "Nobby" Nobbs
Crowrilla
Beau
The definition of "alternative facts".
Gytha "Nanny" Ogg (and Greebo)
Art Practice
Eskarina "Esk" Smith
Legends Tell of Such a Confluence...
Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax
How long unskippable ads feel on YouTube