I'm a genius, who believes he can do anything, doesn't like rules, and is highly motivated by food. Also, I have issues but who doesn't? When it comes to life, I was put on this planet to fart around and have a good time. When it comes to the Internet, I was put on these "series of tubes" to be an unusually intelligent annoyance. Also I have a cat; she used violence to tell me that she doesn't want me to take pictures of her. Message received.
You, I like you; because I had a thought and you had facts... Good to know I'm not crazy...
I've been in Antarctica military bases with things better at pretending to be human that this...
NOT FUN!!!
Thank you. That will do it. I understand. I really don't want to have to go through anti-rabies shots AGAIN!!!
Now, I'm not on his side or anything, but what non-verbal thing did he do to get himself forcibly restrained against his will with duct tape on an aircraft?!?!? As an American, he has the right to say (however inappropriate [and you are morally in the wrong for doing so]) any non-threatening thing he wants. So what did he (non-verbally) do?!?! That's just how the law works...
It's such a negative example that it makes me believe in "trickled up economics" in where we just give tax exceptions to the poorest. Mostly because they're not gonna horde their wealth because, what wealth?
But I don't want to; cancer doesn't seems like a sensitive lover who takes into consideration all of my wants, hopes, and needs...
As a millennial... eh, whatever...
I'd like to go again..., I have a coupon...
"Sounds awful, I'm in!!!"
I like you...
As a human being, you should deserve the right to exist. Now, you and or I may have several "questionable" burns marks, bite sights, lacerations, and scar tissue build up around our unmentionables, but that doesn't mean we're less deserving of basic human rights!
I will fight tooth and nail for your right to do weird freaky stuff in the privacy of your own home because I also want to do weird freaky stuff in the privacy of my own home; and when it comes to specifics, mind your business "the government", & mind you business "my neighbors at 3am"!
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable."
From my favorite book; I highly suggest you read it...
"ThErE's SoMeThInG iN tHe WaLlS, tHeY wOn'T sToP mOvInG!!!". They all thought she was crazy, until it turned out to be bees...
Thank you for your questions and concerns. While that is not technically at the top of our list, because violence, I can assure you that it is still on the list; if only a few columns down. The pissing will commence, if and only if, all other disgracing acts of shame and humiliation have already been completed. Thank you for your cause and concern and I hope you have a nice day.
I'd kick him/her and aim specifically for his/her nose.
If you're paying attention to who, specifically, is defecating in the bathroom with you, and you're not James Bond, then you're paying way too much attention...
As a straight white male, we need to defend these pillars as much as possible! Because if we don't, much like the meat shields I "volunteer" to defend me when crossing the street, we could one day actually be responsible for the consequences of our own actions!!!
Monstrous acts go on to make both monsters and martyrs; those who say "no one should ever feel the way I've felt" & those who say "everyone should suffer the way I've suffered". The only problem is that the true monsters go on to commit more monstrous acts while the true martyrs usually end of dead. And so the cycle continues...
You got it, another glass of w̶a̶t̶e̶r beer it is! Hooray for hydration!
It's from the special edition director's cut with bonus commentary, extra deleted scenes, and additional footage that doesn't exist because I'm totally making all of that up.
There's a difference between someone just getting off work in the morning vs someone just waking up. I can't explain it; it's just like a thing. Like the difference between being fatigue from working all night vs still feeling tired from waking up at the crack of dawn, or being disheveled from 8 hours on your feet vs being burned-out from not having 8 hours of sleep. Sometimes you can even just tell by the look in their eyes, whether their exhaustion comes from "too much" or "not enough".
I don't understand these types of customers; no matter what it is you're selling, it's not worth to me more than sleeping till noon on my day off...
Every now and then, when I'm half asleep, it feels like an old calico childhood friend decided to curl up beside me. Some relationships are so strong, they can even transcend lifetimes; or at least I'd like to think so...
"WhAt Is My PuRpOsE?"
"We salute the rank not the man".
Okay but here me out; when planning out a D&D campaign, you just did like 60% of the work for me. Thank you!