When you finally find that video you've been looking for all day.
When I'm done and have time to think about what I actually just finished to.
When your post starts to dip into the negatives.
When the girl I bring home starts getting undressed.
When people post negative comments on my post.
When someone cuts me off to get ahead of me and I pull up next to him at the light.
Trying to post something decent on imgur.
When someone tells me to go fuck myself.
Waldo, you brave bastard.
Trying to be sexy when your girl is just fucking around.
Mt. Everest really reminds us how small we are just on this planet alone.
2 clowns vs Santa Clause fighting for a child's soul. Circa 1946.
When I looked at funeral expenses.
Sundays at my house.
Opening up your first online shop.
Looking at photos from last night.
When someone ask me about my religion.
Clown ponders about transforming into a spider. Circa 1990.
When you finally pinch off that long turd.
When someone asks me if I'm righty or a lefty.
Happy New Yea... whatever.
When you drop something fragile.
When someone expresses their opinion.
2017... and here. We. Go.
To all selfie posters.
Frat bros.
The real war.
Imgur in a nutshell.
When you pass your friends on the street.
How is it in Christmas movies where Santa exist but parents don't believe in him... okay so where the hell did those presents you didn't buy come from?
Steak. Vegans middle finger.
When people start overthinking and rumors brew.
Picture of a phat shaven pussy.
When my friend and his girlfriend start bickering in public.
When my upstairs neighbors hire a marching band to play from 10pm-3am.
Shut up morty.
Whenever someone I hate offers to help me.
Thought y'all might want to see a Phat Ass.
Mr. Rogers predicted 2016!!!
Sorry for the long post.
Greatest family photo/ vacation ever.
When my boss offers a leave early or stay late and help out option.
Best. Salesman. Ever.
Me VS Life/Responsibilities
When girls ask if I want to buy them a drink.
Soccer injuries are no joke.
Oh Disney. You subtle bastard.
When they hook you up with an extra chicken nugget.
Trainers when their clients say "that wasn't so bad"
When she tells you it's bigger than her brothers.
When you're high and someone ask you if you want Fruit Roll Ups or Doritos?
My life right now.
When she's on her period and I initiate a sexy touch.
Tonight. Happy New Years.
When teachers threatened to call my parents and I knew my parents didn't care about me anyways.
Fuck Suicide Squad, Justice League, and the Avengers... they don't have shit on this team.
When you have to face any responsibilities as a new adult.