It's my 12 cake day and I'm celebrating by planning a Halloween costume.
I don't know why we are posting crabs, but I have a few.
Intimidation level 9000. "Ya, I thought so." - Big Tortoise
I saw this on a Buy Nothing forum and it makes no sense.
Greeting 2022 with Fear, Malice and Sloth.
Looking down the barrel of the weekend, not knowing what to do with myself.
Merry Christmas from my garden.
Merry Christmas from our menagerie.
@TheWhyBunny and Pippin are part of the Mutual Admiration Society
Marshall Mike the hermit crab meets Pippin.
Oh boy! Twister now makes bidets!
Dogs play poker. Cats play pool.
Pandemic fashion.
Orange is sus.
The wine has a good nose, hints of cat piss and 4 legs.
You're a little short to be a plague doctor.
Just doodling on a road trip. Perhaps this will go viral.
Morse Code: F-F-S--P-L-E-A-S-E -- A-D-O-P-T--M-E. As seen at the Ahwatukee PetSmart.
The Vivarium of Sergeant Noodles
Ah yes, the old, support the police by defacing federal property maneuver.
Apparently we die in six hours.
Eleven year old's pumpkin...of course.
Latest notes from a friend on Covid-19
One VR refuge a week (Part 1)
Xeriscaping in a weekend
Quarantine, Day 9
Forever is such a strong word.
My boys
I Googled, "How to fade freckles," and this stupid picture showed up.
I found the virus in my house. I had to Lysol everything.
For when you only want to get a little sick....
I had covid. Good news! I can donate my convalescent plasma every seven days!
My child has been reading this fun comedy science book called, What If? by Randall Munroe that asks preposterous science questions. Ironically, we may be getting close to answering this one. Or not.
It's good to see characters from The Simpsons finding work.
What a sweet deal!
The MIT Technology Review has an article about AN41.
Make love, not war.
Boop.
Come on and do your magic!
My Christmas guardians.
I'm such a good mom. I got my kid an Antman action figure for Christmas.
WTF did I just cough up???!?
My morning view from Ahwatukee, Arizona
The Thought Police are watching.
A really uninteresting day in the life of a working mom/photographer
I found this gem at Goodwill but I want to hear your captions.
I think the discount should be steeper for this particular item this year.
Budge already.
Can anyone translate what my Great-g-g-g-g-grandfather wrote in this German Lutheran Bible from 1817?
View from my home office in Phoenix
My office has a model Cybertruck.
This is Sacagawea. A.K.A. Sacky.
Kentucky Derby & Star Wars Day?
I demand service human!
Organising. Getting ready for fall.
Two things are wrong here. Name them.
Never halfass anything son. Always whole-ass it.
My mom just passed away and I found her old shopping lists. I can't stop laughing at her requests for unburned fuck toast and crap sticks. (French toast and Chapstick)
This kid is going places.