pocketwitch

9527 pts ยท November 5, 2011


i am the fucking worst

Omelette du carnage

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Will you be going to Texas State?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's fun if you're a college student who loves bars and doesn't mind loads of construction and disruptive trains

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad you like it because WOW I cannot wait to leave. Granted, I'm a 3rd year transplant coming from an amazing school sooo

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Riverside Ranch! WAZZAP

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

San Marcos (or as I like to call it, San Mucous)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

TEXAS

11 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 3

Hoooly shit, I went to Sheridan too. VCA, mothafuckaz.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thanks khyan

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like a smart bracer.

12 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 1

The owners go by shimejiwasabi on Instagram!! I follow them. The videos are SO PRECIOUS.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SM STOP STRINGING US ALONG

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thin does not indicate health! That being said, being fat is also not an indicator of health. Health is inside and reflects on the outside!

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 5

Where is "Have Spacesuit Will Travel"?! That was one of my most favorite books as a child.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dude why

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because i am so clever and beautiful it can't be possibly manmade riGHT

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"...And I farted white cum dust all over her! It was so hot. She's packing her things now."

12 years ago | Likes 1190 Dislikes 7

I'll have to start using that, hahah

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

For men who want to look like they have a FUPA.

12 years ago | Likes 1130 Dislikes 6

Hodor.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a time to be alive!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understood that reference.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are definitely not the only one. It makes me want to shave it or something! My own lips feel weird now.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU FOR LINKING! Not enough people are that nice and considerate.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm impressed. I usually just write "fucking shit" repeatedly and draw myself screaming.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure what you meant by older, but I heard "the Ukraine" for most of my life as well. I learned that it's insulting to add 'the'!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was in most English speaking countries. Odd, I know.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

After the Declaration of Independence of Ukraine, the country is just referred to as Ukraine, not THE Ukraine.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0