poopus

20712 pts · June 7, 2011


Carry on, citizen.

You wouldn't?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

we need to go smaller

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Post puppy pics or so help me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s terrifying.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe don’t provide evidence that you haven’t saved this lady’s number

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

still want it

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What’s in it?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I... I wanna drink that.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Now that’s what I call a good boy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn you and your American meat units, I was almost excited for you.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

BUT WHERE'S THE AFTER

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sometimes you just gotta appreciate those lateral penetrations, man.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Explain.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't see shit captain

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That went over your head like a rifle.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It gets cut off before the best part!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd trust him to do my taxes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can your dog hear you coming three blocks away?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only thing I don't like about this is that I can't have any.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Then what's he holding?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SHE WAS A GOOD GIRL ;-;

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you are a Saint

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm more interested in finding out how they come off.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Math.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUCK OFF ENGLAND

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Happy birthday! Tell Lucy I love her.

8 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1