The pope retired two days ago
The Ball doesn't like me.
Reddit Short Story: "Interviewer chuckles" by DorylusAtratus
MRW the acid kicks in
PIZZA IN THE WILD - JONPAUL DOUGLASS
It's just wrong.
Lebanese Civil War - 1975 to 1990
MRW I turn around to the only guy left on the night bus
MRW I get asked if dwarves have small penises
MRW I put my new merino wool socks on
"Sorry my horse ate your kid"
I took a photo of the cutest plum