prob10

1153 pts ยท January 16, 2017


So, a chicken parm

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can get a refund

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He also said 3 month old daughter. He doesn't even have time to think of not having sex.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Until tomorrow for breakfast...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Depends on the quality of the whip.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? Most of the ones I knew walked in tunnels.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I'd hate to be THAT guy.. but no one said anything about being white or a man. *Ready the Downvotes!!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Yes.. 20 years to be exact

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

No, no.. I do appreciate your support and attempt at motivating me, however.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That sentence is too long to mock.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

It's about time the kangaroo enters a different pouch

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Look up Makoto Shinkai. Everything he touches is gold

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Oh man you're starting your anime experience on a high note

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I expected a dildo. I am disappointed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If that's the case, they should've just made January and February the eleventh and twelveth month respectively

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If someone throws a knife at you, fuck. *Damned autocorrect

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This comment is the most important thing ever.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Me too! Got vaccinated now I'm dyslexic

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Especially after the httyd 2 trailer spoiled the fact that his mother was alive.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I'll do you one better. Why am I to judge?

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

What came out was actually a Little Ceasar

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Season two is so much better IMO

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Wtf is a Bing. Heathen

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I left mine in the trunk. Twice.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bro it's 2018. You can attach credit swipers to phones

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kinder Joy is not the same as surprise!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Fuck the Trex. I was looking at the wrong side and scared the hell out of me when I turned around

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Glass*

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the new Kardashian baby?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read it as "doctor" and thought the joke is that the vet is just a normal doctor to pets

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0