Merry Christmas everybody!
Broke up with my girlfriend. I'll miss her derpy dog the most.
Never fails
It's my second Cake Day, and also Thanksgiving! This is it people, I peaked!
Let the shenanigans begin
A Very Sober "Thank you, and goodnight" to all of you
Looking at the comments on all these selfies...
"Nice meeting you! See you... never again..."
When you haven't been on a date in a long time and she asks you to come in for "coffee"
Now that its late in the United States, I got you guys some insults for your drunk, fighting families.