procrastinatorpro

9829 pts ยท December 30, 2012


I'm from the big patch of trees where everybody's bored to death

My mom taught my dad how to thread these into a typewriter for his typing class. They've been together 30 years now

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More brown than yellow..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I either get sickeningly awful cramps or sickeningly awful headaches from being on BC... I just cant win.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Adding that to my to do list this weekend! Wookie Cookies are friggen adorable

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really? only two lethbridge? That's no fun

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm in a wedding for a couple who's been together 10 years. But they have kids, a house, paid off vehicles, zoo of animals.. my goals too.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was so irritating. "I'm a member" That's nice. I'm a partner. And we don't have the supplies to make it so we can't "make an exception"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's my cat. He gets crystals but the vet said he's not diabetic. Anytime someone runs water he's there like a fat kid on cake. Just picky

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I work for Starbucks and we had a lady come in for 2 weeks and demand a drink we didn't have supplies for yet. Every. Day. She came in

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Shot. Not that they were fighting but to me that looked like instinct and not a ploy to start shit

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you dont want to open up your chest and face for a punch by pushing her arm away from you. push it down like R did and you have an open

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's been a long time since I did any kind of martial arts but isn't that an instinctive way of blocking? You want it away from your face..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Made out on the dance floor for an hour and then boned the next day. Its been a year and a half..Virtual fist bump.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

is his wife's name Jessica by any chance? Because my cousin did this to her now husband too

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's 4 cats in my house and all of them have cuddled my doped up ass this week (also had wisdoms removed)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just got told today I had dry socket starting.. Needless to say they started me on drugs right quick to stop it. Worst nights of my life

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

absolutely heartbreaking what that poor little angel probably went throuhg

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lethbridge!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, Candy apple took 3 (1 loose, 2 baby teeth not loose) Haven't eaten them since.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had a miscarriage early this semester and its been impossible to kick the depression. Prof hates kids. Refused to see me and talk

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some guys really like it.. took me a while but I convinced my bf to let me try and he loved it! Asks for it now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still have trust issues because of this. "I know it's been 1 1/2 years we've been together but you're sure it's not a prank?"

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

When I down voted him he was only at about -5 so the internal struggle was real

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Where do you live that spider bites are often enough to know exactly how you react to them?

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I struggled with upvoting for comment/username relationship and down voting to keep you in here

11 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 4

The only problem with it being like most other jobs is that no one can go to the bank because they're in their own job

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Unless she prefers big spoon.. Like I do. I can't breathe the other way and start to panic. My bf is okay with it though!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I do the butt wiggle for one purpose only... sexy time follows shortly after

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oooooorrrrr.... don't go on Imgur at work? That's also an idea too

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 10

Even people who broke you taught you something and you can love them for what they taught you. Not in love anymore but still care about him

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0