prophetuscaecus

505 pts ยท January 22, 2016


#26 LPT I discovered WAY late in life: you can label your Tupperware! A letter (or number or whatever) on the lid, and the same on the bottom of the container. If you have multiple of the same containers, give them the same marking! If you have to go digging in a cabinet, the visual marker will make finding (and keeping!) a matching set together a MUCH easier task!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A MLILF, you might even say.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#23 I'm pretty sure Dr. Evil didn't go to 8 frickin' years of frickin' Evil Medical School to be in the lower-left quadrant!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw them live in Nashville a few weeks ago! They knew all of 4 English sentences, but put on a great show!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 I've seen this one so many times before, but read it as "fleshlight" this time, and I just... Nah.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of all the references I was expecting to see today, Phineas Gage was not one. +1

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I would like to know more about these broccoli and yeast rolls...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The way the yellow and orange meet is just mean.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So will DeSantis.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You guys got chairs?!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good artwork, but I would've reconsidered your username...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dat rise, dough

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am David. Can confirm.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dad LPT: Play it safe and don't go down any slides with her! That was the guiltiest ER trip I ever took. :( Otherwise, enjoy dadding!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I like how the first thing he Petra in this encounter is the lady's head. Endearing!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take one down. Pass it around. 111 bottles of wine on the wall.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, man--whatever makes you chooch.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because he's ON A BREAK!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You move even say this whole encounter was unreel.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but we need Josh Groban for that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now show us the Uphill version!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BSOD == Bird Screen Of Death

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shout out too Juicy from a rep of the class of '09! You were the best!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never scored any other way.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

There's a fowl foot aplot!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Self checkout + debit card + "would you like cash back?" = Secret, guilt-free, tasty Taco Bell.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0