MRW I decide to read a Confession Bear text wall, then get hit by the TL;DR
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As a straight guy, MRW I get called a transphobic bigot for saying that I would never date a "woman" with a penis
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But that's just like, my opinion, man.
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MRW someone says that they are bringing in chili for the team at work, but show up with stuff that has beans in it
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Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
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When it is suggested that rather than jizzing on my own stomach when fapping, I should catch it in a cumrag instead for easy cleanup.
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LNI: You will never unsee this image
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When novices make attempts at LNI, but I hit them with the heaviest LNArtillery
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Have some friggin HD freckles for Friday, you filthy animals
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Watching the HBO show "The Leftovers" for the first time
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After hearing Europeans trashing the USA for our treatment of illegal aliens, MRW they are currently being flooded by refugees
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Is that unforgivable?
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Man at Chinese restaurant when I ask him if the entree comes with steamed rice or fried
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Firearm Friday
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MRW my iphone factory resets itself and I lose all my pictures and contacts.
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"Temporary"
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Spellbinding ending
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Give the people what they want
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MRW I fill up at the gas station for under $2/gallon
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Always wear your seatbelt. Even when just driving in a parking lot.
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Preaching to the choir
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True story
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You know what I'm Saiyan?
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ermahgerd merc 'n cherse
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MRW my super hot friend introduces me to a very ugly dude she is dating.
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I would have rather she tasted like ice cream
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Let them know the quick panic we feel when walking into restrooms with no urinals
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You're a bloody puppet!
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Probably my favorite superhero
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Great. As if my regular 6.5-incher wasn't bad enough, now I have to worry about 8-inch bionic dicks
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Back to Star Trek
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When I say that my penis is currently a Russian Special Forces training camp in winter
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MRW I am hooking up with a girl and my friends tell me to stop because she is too drunk
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"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say." -Tyrion Lannister
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Tomorrow never dies
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I got this from a guy who was a traveling saleman in the waybackwhen.
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Stereotypes exist for a reason
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When a feminist eats one cupcake too many
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Brace yourselves. This is the next 24-48 hours
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Did you see how Carly destroyed Chris Matthews?
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MRW my nephews want be to stay and play, but I need to get home and feed my doggies
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MRW a cold front brings the temperature to 70 in Texas
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Made this gif. Whenever I feel like life is doing its best to destroy my will, I find some way to fight back. Hope it everyone the best.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I believe you were saying something about best intentions.
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Meet Bexar. I wish I could keep him but I had to put him down...
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It is crazy that Americans need to petition the government to empower women to have control over their own bodies
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You know that you have lost the argument when you have to resort to attacking Trump about this
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Put your
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MRW people stopped trying to make imgur clever or funny, but instead have turned it into an ultra-liberal circlejerk
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I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Trumpism, Dude, but at least he has an ethos.
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Dog pics for National Dog Week
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Fire Penguin
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Form I-9
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Willow on Willow action for RHM
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Saving gif for when Hillary Clinton wins the nomination
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Thought my dog brought a big turd into the house, I told him to drop it. Got a paper towel to pick it up and throw it out. MRW it was a goddamn animal leg.
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