346 pts ยท May 28, 2019
She can call him daddy. Do you get it? Should I explain that?
I did not know there was a designated hand. European, married and left hand ringwearer here...
With a spoon
* "because of dementors."
Footloose
Paige, no!
And I'll always... oh never mind. I'm to tired for this shit
Great, thanks! My kids also love all kinds of foreign food, so I'll Google it together with them when I get home.
So now i'm kinda curious about Japanese army meals. Anyone?
This is an excellent dump, i rate it 5/7
Try taking a shower once in a while
It's her... prrreciousss
Practice
Whoosh?
Ash Ketchum's cousin
You are correct sir!
Laces... out!
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning vietnaaaaaaaam!!
So it begins...
Yes I thought about that, but what if I die unexpected? Then I've got a lifetime of sin to atone for in hell instead of a (couple of)months
That seems like a chore... every week? Cant I save them up for a once a year confession? Or a decade?
There truly are memes for everything
Bold of you to assume I talk to my wife
Dammit, came here to say this... there I was thinking I was a unique comedic mastermind...
You still didn't post it
Fair enough. Do you float on water then?
Well maybe nog a wasp, but do you perchance weigh the same as a duck?
Wow, TIL.. Thanks for the reply!
Wait, an ox needs eight shoes? My math must be off...
She can call him daddy. Do you get it? Should I explain that?
I did not know there was a designated hand. European, married and left hand ringwearer here...
With a spoon
* "because of dementors."
Footloose
Paige, no!
And I'll always... oh never mind. I'm to tired for this shit
Great, thanks! My kids also love all kinds of foreign food, so I'll Google it together with them when I get home.
So now i'm kinda curious about Japanese army meals. Anyone?
This is an excellent dump, i rate it 5/7
Try taking a shower once in a while
It's her... prrreciousss
Practice
Whoosh?
Ash Ketchum's cousin
You are correct sir!
Laces... out!
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning vietnaaaaaaaam!!
So it begins...
Yes I thought about that, but what if I die unexpected? Then I've got a lifetime of sin to atone for in hell instead of a (couple of)months
That seems like a chore... every week? Cant I save them up for a once a year confession? Or a decade?
There truly are memes for everything
Bold of you to assume I talk to my wife
Dammit, came here to say this... there I was thinking I was a unique comedic mastermind...
You still didn't post it
Fair enough. Do you float on water then?
Well maybe nog a wasp, but do you perchance weigh the same as a duck?
Wow, TIL.. Thanks for the reply!
Wait, an ox needs eight shoes? My math must be off...