2905 pts ยท February 23, 2012
This is my public profile. This is me writing something about myself.
Regardless... that's what they played.
Fun fact: that was the song the band played as the grads left the room for my college graduation.
My boss bought like 1000 of them and gave us all 20 to start with and we played freaking pogs all summer. Drunk pogs is more fun to play.
Worked with a bunch of people this summer that were my age and some that were several years younger. Everyone under 23 had no clue.
Dispatch guy had a laugh about it, but the lady cop who pulled my mom over to check if she wasn't under duress didn't think it as funny.
"Yes I did and they are looking for you now!" "Well call them back!" So I had to call dispatch again and had to EXPLAIN THE JOKE.
"Yeah, why?" "YOU TOLD ME TO CALL 911!" "No! Remember the book -tells joke-. It's funny!" "...MOM I CALLED 911!" "No, you didn't." (7/)
she left and where she had been headed. He tells me to call her again. So I try and she picks up. I'm in tears, "Are you okay!?" (6/)
So I text her, "You okay?" I get back "Call 911." So I fucking called 911. Told the operator her licence plate (vanity), her car when (5/)
before she sends it. So I get the text, "Make a cop come." Obviously, I'm confused and try to call her and it goes right to voicemail. (4/)
This part comes up and she laughs and knows I will get the joke. So she dictates it to her phone, but she's driving so she doesn't read (3/)
books on her phone. We read this series together and there is this dumb joke, "how do you make a cop cum?" "Call 911" Stupid. Anyway, (2/)
Maybe this will be lost, but my mom likes to dictate to her phone too. Sometimes she does it while she's driving. She also listens to (1/)
I see what you did there.... Might not help but....
I didn't make a high pitched sound, you did!
I'm a teacher in Utah and that sounds awesome. I was just curious.
I want to know what state you're in.
Student teacher here. Asked a girl if she was doing her work and she told me, "It's all Gucci." Barf.
This comment honestly made me laugh pretty hard.
...if only I could read....
Title says harm.... Pretty sure the license reads, "I do hair"....
I HATED WORKING FOR PIER 1!!! But you look lovely sir!
You're not wrong...
Beautiful, just beautiful
That's exactly what happened.
The manager was walking over. Salesmen are trying to sell a car, I get it. But don't force me to stay when I don't want to by holding my key
Three hours of being with the man I screamed in the middle of the dealership that he would return my keys. He gave them to me only as 4/5
Give me my keys back. He then talked to me like I was being irrational, that all he wanted was to have me in a new car that night. After 3/4
Didn't want. When I asked for me keys back he refused by offering other prices and deals. I had to threaten to call the police if he 2/3
Regardless... that's what they played.
Fun fact: that was the song the band played as the grads left the room for my college graduation.
My boss bought like 1000 of them and gave us all 20 to start with and we played freaking pogs all summer. Drunk pogs is more fun to play.
Worked with a bunch of people this summer that were my age and some that were several years younger. Everyone under 23 had no clue.
Dispatch guy had a laugh about it, but the lady cop who pulled my mom over to check if she wasn't under duress didn't think it as funny.
"Yes I did and they are looking for you now!" "Well call them back!" So I had to call dispatch again and had to EXPLAIN THE JOKE.
"Yeah, why?" "YOU TOLD ME TO CALL 911!" "No! Remember the book -tells joke-. It's funny!" "...MOM I CALLED 911!" "No, you didn't." (7/)
she left and where she had been headed. He tells me to call her again. So I try and she picks up. I'm in tears, "Are you okay!?" (6/)
So I text her, "You okay?" I get back "Call 911." So I fucking called 911. Told the operator her licence plate (vanity), her car when (5/)
before she sends it. So I get the text, "Make a cop come." Obviously, I'm confused and try to call her and it goes right to voicemail. (4/)
This part comes up and she laughs and knows I will get the joke. So she dictates it to her phone, but she's driving so she doesn't read (3/)
books on her phone. We read this series together and there is this dumb joke, "how do you make a cop cum?" "Call 911" Stupid. Anyway, (2/)
Maybe this will be lost, but my mom likes to dictate to her phone too. Sometimes she does it while she's driving. She also listens to (1/)
I see what you did there.... Might not help but....
I didn't make a high pitched sound, you did!
I'm a teacher in Utah and that sounds awesome. I was just curious.
I want to know what state you're in.
Student teacher here. Asked a girl if she was doing her work and she told me, "It's all Gucci." Barf.
This comment honestly made me laugh pretty hard.
...if only I could read....
Title says harm.... Pretty sure the license reads, "I do hair"....
I HATED WORKING FOR PIER 1!!! But you look lovely sir!
You're not wrong...
Beautiful, just beautiful
That's exactly what happened.
The manager was walking over. Salesmen are trying to sell a car, I get it. But don't force me to stay when I don't want to by holding my key
Three hours of being with the man I screamed in the middle of the dealership that he would return my keys. He gave them to me only as 4/5
Give me my keys back. He then talked to me like I was being irrational, that all he wanted was to have me in a new car that night. After 3/4
Didn't want. When I asked for me keys back he refused by offering other prices and deals. I had to threaten to call the police if he 2/3