randomwalrus

129163 pts ยท January 17, 2014


He is saying that since he did not get a Peace prize, he is thinking of war, and taking Greenland.

7 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I mean, I doubt many men are strong enough to move a "large" victim either. So, as always, it is misogyny.

14 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

He thought it would be Venezuela all over, take out the leadership, whole nation crumbles and capitulates.

17 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

While true, he represents a shockingly large number of you. So, I shall match your sorry, with a sorry of my own. Sorry.

18 hours ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Nestle stole all the water from Mad Max, and has it stored in all the former gas/oil wells that ran dry.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could also be an afternoonstar, or an eveningstar, all depends on when you get to bopping mooks with it.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A little radiation ain't never killed no wizard.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hire a (nurse) maid then.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As we all should have.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are just trying to see how much people are willing to pay for the future where they own neither the game, nor the system.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, they are trying the same thing as Sony, an all digital future. But with the rising RAM prices, completely digital, no hardware sales.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And play catch/tag with Lawn Darts, as God intended.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The average person is significantly larger than a whale's throat. So, at most, they got gummed up a bit, then spat out.

2 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

It is one of the best movies ever. Great message. No matter how weird one may be, it is never hopeless, and you are never alone.

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If not for Maki, why on floor? Checkmate two-legs.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Motherfucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

$20. Everybody gets $20. No more, no less.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Homo Sapiens, fucking other homos into nonexistence, as Mother Nature intended.

2 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Si.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I keep my emergency molotov in my pants.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not much of a date, she works there.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Frank is smarter than the average toilet roll.

4 days ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

As a treat.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like a sickly chicken. Or, alternatively, a man. Or, a miserable pile of secrets.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let he who is without sin, get stoned first.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exercise is fun. Especially with a fren.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gordon Lightfoot sank that ship himself, just blamed it on the lake, to make bank on record sales.

5 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Long before somebody in Marketing came up with the slogan in the first place.

6 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

People always seem to forget cats eat with their face, and not with utensils.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It just looks like a normal man, but with a giant long black rod rammed down his throat... oh... now I see it...

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0