rantares113

30749 pts ยท April 8, 2011


40s, creative type, in the Northeast United States

What she doesn't tell you is that unless those leaves are preserved in glycerine, they will be too brittle to fold and poke, and your crown will crumble from your head.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

#6 The Craft. Always. And I still love all the rest too.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#32 hey! That's me!! You already date someone who says all of those things.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OP is my boyfriend. He traumatized me with that one in real life. I'd since forgotten about it.. until today.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#28 you had to go and pull this one up..

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OMG!! did you post this while I was sitting across the table from you this morning, AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!! .. I was left to stumble here unaware. I clicked without looking at who posted, and thought "why the fuck are these so familiar... HOW DO I recognize ALL OF THESE MEMES!?!" you sneaky bastard. I love you. Drink some water and have a snack.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We haven't had an earthquake here since the 80s, and it was a 2.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks ;)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey.. THAT'S ME!!! my most upvoted comment of all time on Reddit. 10grand and climbing. All I did was paraphrase the article.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#37 pitch black wallpaper

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm also 41 and live with my parents, because I built their house.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.. airsoft guns in Long Island woods..... Yup

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jfc that looks disgusting

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Thanks ;)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a decision 2 decades in the making. There are specific reasons, and it doesn't come lightly

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Without a coating, the bricks will crumble from moisture penetration.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This type of brick needs to be painted. Even the red color you see is really 220 year old milk paint.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's soft brick. It can't be stripped without damaging it or using a lengthy and overly expensive chemical process..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am the full-time, live-in caretaker. It's not too shabby.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, that sounds familiar!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I miss working in that industry.. but I also enjoy my own houseplants and garden much more than I was able in those days.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Husband Twins!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adorable? YES. tasty when deep fried? no

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is it Tucker Carlson or Boris Johnson..? The mop of disheveled hair could be either, and both are cunts.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#18 mmmhmmmmmm

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 want a blow job?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely not

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how I found it . No clue where it's from

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No clue either way

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0