2093 pts ยท June 5, 2016
You better watch how you talkin and where you walkin. No really you should, look what happens if you don't.
Found the virgin
Grow a pair. Sorry had to say it.
Handjob for $5.99? Sign me up
Maybe it's just heroin withdrawal
So how did they taste?
I don't know man that first one seems a bit crusty
This is some bull shit right there
I bet he/she is very sorry
My idiot friend doesn't know what he's looking at
Van accessible
Yea good point. Something about the gun/rifle made it more badass at the time.
You forgot the rope that never fulfills its purpose. And maybe upgrade to BB gun. Other than that seems about right.
It's like acupuncture but with concussions
*slow clap*
Ok that's bullshit I've never found any ecstacy while playing soccer
Do you know what happens when you go against the government in Iran? That's what the coach is telling him.
I spaced out for a second
You forgot Sibel Kekilli. She's also dabbled in porn.
Haram means forbidden in Arabic
I see no winners here
Anyone wearing any turban with a beard on an airport is either not a terrorist or a really really bad one
After looking at your photo with Bob Camp, I'm glad you get searched.
The Sikh turban is not a staple of terrorists. It's a Sikh staple. Easily distinguishable.
Oui appreciate your grandfather's service
Two chow servings for lunch or he's a dead dog
Showing results for beautiful scenery
Oh I thought that... Nevermind then.
Goddammit Bernie we already talked about this.
It's shenaniggas or you're racist
You better watch how you talkin and where you walkin. No really you should, look what happens if you don't.
Found the virgin
Grow a pair. Sorry had to say it.
Handjob for $5.99? Sign me up
Maybe it's just heroin withdrawal
So how did they taste?
I don't know man that first one seems a bit crusty
This is some bull shit right there
I bet he/she is very sorry
My idiot friend doesn't know what he's looking at
Van accessible
Yea good point. Something about the gun/rifle made it more badass at the time.
You forgot the rope that never fulfills its purpose. And maybe upgrade to BB gun. Other than that seems about right.
It's like acupuncture but with concussions
*slow clap*
Ok that's bullshit I've never found any ecstacy while playing soccer
Do you know what happens when you go against the government in Iran? That's what the coach is telling him.
I spaced out for a second
You forgot Sibel Kekilli. She's also dabbled in porn.
Haram means forbidden in Arabic
I see no winners here
Anyone wearing any turban with a beard on an airport is either not a terrorist or a really really bad one
After looking at your photo with Bob Camp, I'm glad you get searched.
The Sikh turban is not a staple of terrorists. It's a Sikh staple. Easily distinguishable.
Oui appreciate your grandfather's service
Two chow servings for lunch or he's a dead dog
Showing results for beautiful scenery
Oh I thought that... Nevermind then.
Goddammit Bernie we already talked about this.
It's shenaniggas or you're racist