rdement

32051 pts ยท May 23, 2016


Oh no, I am a Vampiriah.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

pro level shoot

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I snorted sandwhich.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think it has something to do with being more likely to have viable offspring as an adult. but idk, neurotypicals. *shrug*

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First off, you look absolutely stunnamazing.

Second, the heat do be suckin'. I'm in Mississippi so the humidity.. ughh.
I ordered 3 hats and only like one of them. It's something like this cool black sun hat. Wide brimmed. Kinda witchy. I probably look silly in it but it does the trick.
-- ooof, i was gonna throw in that i have heart issues so the heat hits really hard. i'm basically a vampire. anyway ima stfu now coz imgur keeps posting this and all i wanna do is skip a line..... uhm, byeee.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This one automated call that won't leave me alone even takes a moment to "clear its throat" is that a new thing? Be prepared.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*puts this on repeat*

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I bet they went to find Jesus.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

lmaoooo

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah his most recent thing is badmouthing the up and coming god of war game for featuring a woman as the lead. made fun of her age and for being a mom.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Ah, yes.. two of my favorite things.
I also like Halloween and Fetish Friday.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a sensible chuckle right there.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

huh, i believe you to be 100% correct after looking closer. sharp.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol pal.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

set designer did a fine job tho.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as someone that has played 2600 hours of baldur's gate 3, I find your comment a little insulting to the cosplayer, lol. This entire thing screams shadowheart. I think that's the nightsong underwear. I forget, but it's in game somewhere. there's this whole thing with the purple flower. those pillows and whatnot look like her tent decor.

Literally the only thing I don't get is the red collar. Don't remember that from anywhere.

Yeah, sorry if I came off as rude.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you have to rub the giant testicles on the statue for the good luck to count? Asking for a friend.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4
is that a.. fallout 2 reference?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

when your kid isn't satisfied with their allowance.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

I thought this had something to do with jared leto at first.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that sixth trip to the buffet at golden corral be like.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

read it as rick sanchez

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

didn't notice this was the onion at first.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#5 worth 264,000$

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

breaks my heart tbh, I always thought chuck was a cool cat. You live, you learn. Just pls god leave keanu alone. please. leave keanu clean. idk if i can take that.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omfg, don't. this makes demons look bad.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

does all this lower the bar for what future generations will tolerate? coz idk if it can get much worse than this.
-famous last words of a fool, probably

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

was gonna say this.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0