rectumralph

138524 pts · November 28, 2012


How do you wake up dead? That shit would be redundant!

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But those are tested, FAA certified and generally safe. This guy built a sinking carbon fiber can for people to go in with no regulations or safety requirements. Not even close to the same things….

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 8

Maybe don’t get in a big soup can and go 2 miles under the ocean…..

3 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 37

We’re all just ants flying through space on a giant rock, lighten up a bit buddy

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 27

Had a tap light down there

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I’ve got a mangina!!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Could you learn to love me?

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Yes

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wharabuallauaulauau!

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Kill all humans

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Hi Dad! ....... just kidding he’s dead

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He’s gonna get so peed on...

4 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

I’m sure they gave him some new food

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I want a god damn liter o cola!

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I’m gonna rectum !!

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Cum inside then go hide

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Honestly since they banned porn I’m not sure....

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I mean all the wheels are still on and the Jack stands would Kinda slow it down so I don’t think it’s too terrible

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Texas: come for the scenery, never leave because your May electric bill is $32,000

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You sound like my wife

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Hell Yea BROTHER!!!

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Naaah man, it just takes her 4 days so she starts early

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Corona!

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Hopefully, but with just Putin at the helm are you 100% sure?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That means nuclear warfare and possibly the end of the world, mutually assured destruction....

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Unfortunately if we get to WW3 level escalation China is s backing Russia. India probably not so much

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