reductive

11290 pts ยท November 15, 2013


This is my private profile. I wrote something here for only my own eyes.

But javert and shark dancer both enjoy popularity on reddit, so it's false. Also not a moment. Your username is bad and you should feel bad.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Let's talk about this tag "needs more jpeg." Who's the ass who doesn't know the difference between compression artifacts and a shitty pic?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we just tagging every story with "things that didn't happen" now?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you hate specific people for their specific attitudes or cultures, but you also hate everyone equally? Bullshit.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

I bet Bob is considerably less pleasant when it is raining.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can see the pyroclastic flow - hot dense gas mixed with ash that flows downhill, flattening forests and boiling lakes in its way.

11 years ago | Likes 301 Dislikes 2

Remember when cast iron pans were for cooking? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It hides stains.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how this story goes from "dog rides bus one time when owner is late" to "dog rides bus every day!!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dat pause

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MEMES OP

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right. Both jokes are funny because they are scientifically incorrect interpretations of the evidence. You get it!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First, vodka is 80% H2O. Second, there are several billion H2O drinkers still alive today, so it's more like 95% mortality.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The handwarmer thing is not a chemical reaction -- it's a change of state! Argh! This has been your daily dose of chemistry pedantry.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The key is to wear a suit when you wrap gifts. Suits are perfect for all kinds of menial tasks -- folding laundry, walking the dog, etc.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else notice the car isn't moving?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is humorous because the accusers allege he drugged them.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ask 10 experienced fence builders the proper way to set a fence post and you will get 11 different answers.

12 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 1

Kudos for not posting any of her personal information. Nobody deserves internet harrassment.

12 years ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 2

Good thing you called him a dick after he said he won't post her picture. Really nice move. Love the community here.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 11

Similarly, my buddy says "jife"

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: tomtato is actually the author of kickassfacts, and he generously shares his material on here ad-free out of pure kindness.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There is literally no reliable way to determine what drug(s) are at play here.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an englishician, I'm afraid I will have to correct your spelling and grammar.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Next time cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0