1009 pts ยท May 24, 2014
I have no idea what I'm doing.
My check engine light has been on since July 2011 - 4 years and the engine's still there
Round here it's known as the "noggin end"
Yoghurt and mint sauce - it's an English chip shop favourite (usually served warm after having being sat under a heat lamp all night)
Me no English good (*otherwise empty!)
Can spot someone else's dog in the middle of a nativity scene... can't find my glasses on an empty table
neat
Had Robson & Jerome on CD back in the day!
Everyone realises this is Jane McGonigal, right?
My parents' TV does this! But I've got about as much luck changing it as I did trying to tidy up their IE toolbars ("but I like Ask Jeeves")
Come to the UK - wherever you go, you're probably pronouncing it wrong.
Someone forward this list to Alanis Morissette!
Ditto - if I tried this I'd end up sitting hours later in a pool of paper and glue and tears :(
Watercress too!
Yeah... I thought it was Cliff Richard up until the last panel...
Think that's where it came from originally:) http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1zon1v/my_russian_wife_was_trying_to_say_tape_measure/
Yeah, I did that once for someone who had been downvoted and realised about 30 seconds in that it had been a terrible idea... now I just +1!
They're all cute and fluffy until one of them gets an upset stomach...
I'm disappointed there wasn't more Irn Bru! But Vimto's good too.
Aaaaaand now I'm on manual breathing - thanks OP!
If I'm buying it from M&S I'd hope for nothing less than dodo eggs
$28 week equivalent - that's for 240 miles per month.
But at that price there will still be no alcohol -for me at least! Might have to bring some with me ;)
So I'm due to be going to Helsinki in December... sounds like it'll be a sober Christmas with bad weather...!
Ok, 'fess up, who is the one person who chose Pepsi?
left right right left left right left left right neither(!) right
But I'm sitting here in my underwear drinking wine so who is really winning here, hey?!
Life is cruel, man. Ain't no reason - something I posted got down to -5 points... a few hrs later someone else posted and is front page!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2644251/Un-scrambling-truth-Why-American-eggs-ILLEGAL-sell-UK-vice-versa.html
All I want to know is if the fridge is full of coke and flowers, where has he hidden my damn snacks?
Someone should speed this up, it's taking so long to come out - PPPUUUUSSSSHHHHH!!!
My check engine light has been on since July 2011 - 4 years and the engine's still there
Round here it's known as the "noggin end"
Yoghurt and mint sauce - it's an English chip shop favourite (usually served warm after having being sat under a heat lamp all night)
Me no English good (*otherwise empty!)
Can spot someone else's dog in the middle of a nativity scene... can't find my glasses on an empty table
neat
Had Robson & Jerome on CD back in the day!
Everyone realises this is Jane McGonigal, right?
My parents' TV does this! But I've got about as much luck changing it as I did trying to tidy up their IE toolbars ("but I like Ask Jeeves")
Come to the UK - wherever you go, you're probably pronouncing it wrong.
Someone forward this list to Alanis Morissette!
Ditto - if I tried this I'd end up sitting hours later in a pool of paper and glue and tears :(
Watercress too!
Yeah... I thought it was Cliff Richard up until the last panel...
Think that's where it came from originally:) http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1zon1v/my_russian_wife_was_trying_to_say_tape_measure/
Yeah, I did that once for someone who had been downvoted and realised about 30 seconds in that it had been a terrible idea... now I just +1!
They're all cute and fluffy until one of them gets an upset stomach...
I'm disappointed there wasn't more Irn Bru! But Vimto's good too.
Aaaaaand now I'm on manual breathing - thanks OP!
If I'm buying it from M&S I'd hope for nothing less than dodo eggs
$28 week equivalent - that's for 240 miles per month.
But at that price there will still be no alcohol -for me at least! Might have to bring some with me ;)
So I'm due to be going to Helsinki in December... sounds like it'll be a sober Christmas with bad weather...!
Ok, 'fess up, who is the one person who chose Pepsi?
left right right left left right left left right neither(!) right
But I'm sitting here in my underwear drinking wine so who is really winning here, hey?!
Life is cruel, man. Ain't no reason - something I posted got down to -5 points... a few hrs later someone else posted and is front page!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2644251/Un-scrambling-truth-Why-American-eggs-ILLEGAL-sell-UK-vice-versa.html
All I want to know is if the fridge is full of coke and flowers, where has he hidden my damn snacks?
Someone should speed this up, it's taking so long to come out - PPPUUUUSSSSHHHHH!!!