16886 pts ยท July 26, 2012
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*90s
Oh, the delusion is also quite visible.
I like the way you think
They seem nice.
Looks like smb3
I miss the 80s sometimes
Yeah, most people I know want to fuck fish daddy Sidon.
I'm in said area. While I do own an umbrella, I only use it on the 8-12 sunny days we get a year to keep from turning red. (along with sunscreen)
I'm fucking sorry your god damned whimsy is dead. Jesus fucking christ.
But if a blue whale needs an eye transplant, you're gonna need 3 horse eyes
Last time I chugged a jar o'shine I was basically blind for about 4 hours the next morning. Good shit. 12/10 would do again.
Emotions are neither negative or positive. They merely exist, the fact that there are unfuckable Eldritch horrors is what is upsetting me the most at this point.
Even if heaven were real, from the sounds of it, I sure as fuck don't want to be there. Shit sounds boring af.
There's dozens of us
Only way to make the "classic butter flavor" worth eating.
I was going to say something about stink bugs, but you're right, we are the worst.
We prefer it that way, also, we can fix our own stuff.
Agreed.
Now you can stop crying about declining birth rates?
And when I eat rope, it comes out tied. I shit you knot.
What if I grow my own peas and don't freeze them?
Aside from the "u" typo, I phrased that exactly as intended.
It's none of my business who or what those sausages are having sex with.
Yeah, I know that feel. Been doing my best to feel grateful and help out the good folks that got let go.
Took me so long u thought I'd had a stroke.
You've stayed alive more than 10 days in a row :)
I wanted to make a bad pun hut just couldn't think of One
Thank you, the panic was real.
Omnomnom
*90s
Oh, the delusion is also quite visible.
I like the way you think
They seem nice.
Looks like smb3
I miss the 80s sometimes
Yeah, most people I know want to fuck fish daddy Sidon.
I'm in said area. While I do own an umbrella, I only use it on the 8-12 sunny days we get a year to keep from turning red. (along with sunscreen)
I'm fucking sorry your god damned whimsy is dead. Jesus fucking christ.
But if a blue whale needs an eye transplant, you're gonna need 3 horse eyes
Last time I chugged a jar o'shine I was basically blind for about 4 hours the next morning. Good shit. 12/10 would do again.
Emotions are neither negative or positive. They merely exist, the fact that there are unfuckable Eldritch horrors is what is upsetting me the most at this point.
Even if heaven were real, from the sounds of it, I sure as fuck don't want to be there. Shit sounds boring af.
There's dozens of us
Only way to make the "classic butter flavor" worth eating.
I was going to say something about stink bugs, but you're right, we are the worst.
We prefer it that way, also, we can fix our own stuff.
Agreed.
Now you can stop crying about declining birth rates?
And when I eat rope, it comes out tied. I shit you knot.
What if I grow my own peas and don't freeze them?
Aside from the "u" typo, I phrased that exactly as intended.
It's none of my business who or what those sausages are having sex with.
Yeah, I know that feel. Been doing my best to feel grateful and help out the good folks that got let go.
Took me so long u thought I'd had a stroke.
You've stayed alive more than 10 days in a row :)
I wanted to make a bad pun hut just couldn't think of One
Thank you, the panic was real.
Omnomnom