respectfailure

53312 pts ยท December 3, 2013


Well-intended sarcastic curmudgeon. It's all in fun, and if you're taking it personally, you're doing it wrong.

"Sharks? Yea, I own those." -Katy Perry

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Football scouts are pretty thorough these days

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Takin' up two spaces like a douche?

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Choo choo!

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What category is that in, exactly?

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TIL the Easter Island statues have butts and are wearing thongs.

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Who wore it best?

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I don't think that means what you think it means.

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This latest executive order is a jewel.

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TIL A baby panda looks like a penis with feet

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Unimpressed chick is unimpressed

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One down...

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So Tyra Banks was Roger all along?

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MRW the office birthday cake is a carrot cake.

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Is my lipstick on straight?

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I don't know why no one came...

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The quickest way to get yourself shot while taking a selfie...

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Because, Japan.

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ironic haiku is ironic

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Stop playing with your food

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Saddest. Dog. Ever

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I need an adult!

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Mom catches her kid rioting in Baltimore. Ass-whooping ensues.

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Come play a quick game

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MRW Someone says I have nutella on my teeth

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Dick Tators

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Amazon's new delivery by drone service...

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Dick move?

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Here's how I get pumped up for a tuesday at the office

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What is this? Art for ants?

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All America Derpball

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Because sometimes you need more douche than a selfie stick allows...

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TIL High heels help you play soccer

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Tokyo's new one man express rail pods coming soon

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Dafuq is this thing?

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Here comes Peter Cottontail...

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Disturbingly similar to gay porn face

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Ditto for my office

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This collaboration thing

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The truth about boycotts...

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Everybody freak out!

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How I look anytime I try to hang out with people younger than me

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When the girl you met from tinder is way bigger than you expected

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MRW I'm trying to listen but am really just thinking about you

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Just a little off the top

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Because, Art

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My coworkers whenever I try to explain new technology to them

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At least it's not a watermelon festival?

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If only matches were allowed on planes...

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DIY gas mask keeps out that pesky oxygen!

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But I don't want to be an adult!

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I don't think that means what you think it means.

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Creepy, or flattering?

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Rawr!

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Fail or win?

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Is that the point?

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For science!

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Anyone hungry?

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Or "How to work in an office"

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When you see someone checkin out your other half

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