"Sharks? Yea, I own those." -Katy Perry
Football scouts are pretty thorough these days
Takin' up two spaces like a douche?
Choo choo!
What category is that in, exactly?
TIL the Easter Island statues have butts and are wearing thongs.
Who wore it best?
I don't think that means what you think it means.
This latest executive order is a jewel.
TIL A baby panda looks like a penis with feet
Unimpressed chick is unimpressed
One down...
So Tyra Banks was Roger all along?
MRW the office birthday cake is a carrot cake.
Is my lipstick on straight?
I don't know why no one came...
The quickest way to get yourself shot while taking a selfie...
Because, Japan.
ironic haiku is ironic
Stop playing with your food
Saddest. Dog. Ever
I need an adult!
Mom catches her kid rioting in Baltimore. Ass-whooping ensues.
Come play a quick game
MRW Someone says I have nutella on my teeth
Dick Tators
Amazon's new delivery by drone service...
Dick move?
Here's how I get pumped up for a tuesday at the office
What is this? Art for ants?
All America Derpball
Because sometimes you need more douche than a selfie stick allows...
TIL High heels help you play soccer
Tokyo's new one man express rail pods coming soon
Dafuq is this thing?
Here comes Peter Cottontail...
Disturbingly similar to gay porn face
Ditto for my office
This collaboration thing
The truth about boycotts...
Everybody freak out!
How I look anytime I try to hang out with people younger than me
When the girl you met from tinder is way bigger than you expected
MRW I'm trying to listen but am really just thinking about you
Just a little off the top
Because, Art
My coworkers whenever I try to explain new technology to them
At least it's not a watermelon festival?
If only matches were allowed on planes...
DIY gas mask keeps out that pesky oxygen!
But I don't want to be an adult!
I don't think that means what you think it means.
Creepy, or flattering?
Rawr!
Fail or win?
Is that the point?
For science!
Anyone hungry?
Or "How to work in an office"
When you see someone checkin out your other half