Found a new pickup line....
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I hate my local radio stations.
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Living in Florida
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MRW I'm alone in a grocery aisle and fart right as someone turns down it.
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People tend to sleep at night.
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At least it's accurate
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Just one more
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Happy United States Day!
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My reaction to 80% of the names I see in "celebrity" news.
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Spending my cake day at work on a Saturday with a hangover.
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Accurate
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Too soon?
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No, just.......no
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Uploading for future use
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When I start thinking my post has momentum
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When it's 3:11am and you're the only one up still wanting to drink.
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My thought when I read that charges have been filed in the Mueller investigation.
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I'd love to wake up because I've actually slept enough and not from some random noise
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Trying to talk to outsourced customer support.
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MRW I realize that college football is less than a week away.
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Pretty much
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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MRW I'm trying to sleep and people keep interrupting it.
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Me trying to walk after sitting on the toilet too long browsing Imgur
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Fallout has ruined me.
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I hate the dick who came up with the idea
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Merry Christmas from Florida
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Indeed
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As an american browsing late night user sub
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MRW a comment I made pisses someone off and I find all of my gallery posts down by one vote.
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My thought most of the time when I see a Confession Bear with a wall of text in the description
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I'm drinking gin, not HIM.
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MRW someone makes a popular reference to a show I've never seen.
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Cause he's got a great big........personality
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Hurricanes fans right now
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MRW the same guy who always has cigarettes and pot never has toilet paper or dish soap
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My friends are cutting pork out of their diet and I'm just here like..
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Silver Lining
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The worst in people comes out when they have no oversight yet provide it to hundreds
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Found this gem while looking through old pic folders.
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Let the ignorance commence
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Excellent question
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Like a well oiled machine. (see description)
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MRW a post has enough upvotes to make the FP but the comments are overwhelmingly negative
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Resistance is Futile
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When I sink the final shot in beer pong to win the game
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To all the people saying correcting spelling admits defeat in a debate
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MRW I get a job offer after 6 months of unemployment.
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1, ah-twohoo! Ah-three.....
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MRW I'm browsing 4Chan and stumble across a thread of questionable legality
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Wise and relevant words from over 70 years ago.
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I don't know how people live with the yapping
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I can't sleep, Imgur. Help me count these.
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Just a few pics I took after the hurricane in Tallahassee.
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MRW I overhear a woman trying to explain why men do certain things or how they feel about things and she's not even close to being right.
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Florida Man Strikes Again
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MRW I found out Greyhound buses have outlets now at every seat
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My reaction as a Floridian when I find out schools in Philly are closing early for a record high of 93 degrees.
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My thoughts right now as a Tallahassee resident
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Uploading for future use
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