123 pts · March 13, 2015
this calls to me so hard wtf is this i want this to be real life
biblically accurate pretzels
pretty sure i had that windbreaker as a 90s kid
more testicles mean more iron
stick it with velcro instead of the loop its so much better
my cat is obsessed with it
that whole article is british AF
she left for the adventure, but she stayed for the dick
this is really bothering me, why isn't she going anywhere!?!!
why is the bong plugged in?
I'm just glad it wasn't the US
damn, black really don't crack
Hillaries, I see
it sounded like one of those halloween decorations that lights up and ooo0o0o0ooos at you when you walk by
even the author is not far off from the pic lol
you son of a bitch
omg you bitch, why didn't i think to bake buns that way?!
make sure you cast your vote for either kang or kodos this year guys
read another book omfg
I just realized I never knew Newman's real name
ohhh, BUD hole
this is why the aliens won't talk to us
one pedal for both gas and brakes, steering wheel is touch screen
Smörgåstårta, swedish sandwich cake
wait what? what's in 7 years?
this is the most amazing upvote gif i have ever seen
those types of rainbows only appear when it's raining men
You should consider getting checked for Nongonococcal urethritis (NGU) or urinary tract infection, unless you just mean the last few drops
And then pee after wanking, to clear THAT out.
this calls to me so hard wtf is this i want this to be real life
biblically accurate pretzels
pretty sure i had that windbreaker as a 90s kid
more testicles mean more iron
stick it with velcro instead of the loop its so much better
my cat is obsessed with it
that whole article is british AF
she left for the adventure, but she stayed for the dick
this is really bothering me, why isn't she going anywhere!?!!
why is the bong plugged in?
I'm just glad it wasn't the US
damn, black really don't crack
Hillaries, I see
it sounded like one of those halloween decorations that lights up and ooo0o0o0ooos at you when you walk by
even the author is not far off from the pic lol
you son of a bitch
omg you bitch, why didn't i think to bake buns that way?!
make sure you cast your vote for either kang or kodos this year guys
read another book omfg
you son of a bitch
I just realized I never knew Newman's real name
ohhh, BUD hole
this is why the aliens won't talk to us
one pedal for both gas and brakes, steering wheel is touch screen
Smörgåstårta, swedish sandwich cake
wait what? what's in 7 years?
this is the most amazing upvote gif i have ever seen
those types of rainbows only appear when it's raining men
You should consider getting checked for Nongonococcal urethritis (NGU) or urinary tract infection, unless you just mean the last few drops
And then pee after wanking, to clear THAT out.