Good guy Satan
The Magikarp Challenge
What is 'curvy' exactly.
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I'll take two, please.
Came across this today. I bought one 'JIC'
I have shamed my brothers.
I am ashamed.
When you post some good shit but gifs of a vagina are getting more upvotes than you.
Exercise, motherfuckers
I finally have my priorities figured out.
How I feel about SamBell19791's gif:
Anyone else notice the skeleton handjob in the new AHS intro?
When your girl tries giving you head after you've been gone a month.
But I still leave them a mean comment
When there's a spelling mistake in the tilte.
Took two years, but I reached glorious status today. Time to shut off the interwebs and go outside...
MRW I see a booty worth upvoting.
Dude look like a half-melted GI Joe doll.
When your comment gets downvoted so hard, you downvote it too just to feel like part of the team.
Do women even understand women?
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MFW I've only made it to the front page twice, and both times have been with the puffin meme.
When you check Netflix and there's nothing new out.
When you're darker than the microphone...
MRW someone's post is so bad that I want to upvote them just to make them feel better.
Talk about mortified...
MRW I just watched the 'one lunatic, one icepick' vidja. I didn't think it was real.
MRW I'm at the gym and 'Shake it Off' keeps playing on the radio.
Real men make one trip.
I'm an attention whore
Motherfucking slippy slides and shit.
MRW I ask for the nudes, and OP actually comes through.
MRW I'm commenting too fast for Imgur to keep up.
MFW OP won't give me the nudes.
I'm conducting a study.
Dieting, Motherfucker
I've been doing some drawing lately.
Googled 'Octodick'. Wasn't too disappointed.
MFW I'm drunk and alone on a Saturday night.
I'm currently drunk off a batch of beer I brewed myself. Would Imgur be interested in an AMA session about home brewing? I'll try my best if you are.
It's the little things that remind me of her. :'(
MRW people show me their expensive jewelry.
When there's a spelling mislake in the title.
MFW I post a funny comment, and someone posts the same thing 2 minutes later and gets all the upvotes instead.
I walked away at a brisk pace...
Someone ever broke up with you by telling you that you aren't good enough for them?
Humans are stupid. I'm a stupid.
Makes those dreams of losing teeth all the more butthole clench-worthy...
I also used to sit in the refrigerator and drink ketchup. Still would if I could fit...
MRW a black girl tells me she wants to have my mocha babies.
Coolest thing I've ever found in my beer...besides more beer.
I've save three turtles from tarmac disasters in the past six months
I emphasize strangers, as in online.
Got my two year trophy on Imgur today.
Fuck it. My first favorite.
Decided to search my name to see what Google thinks of me. Fuck you too, Google. Fuck you.
When I found, ten years later, a note a girl had written me with her number and "lets hang out sometime :)"