2565 pts ยท January 21, 2013
*grandpa
I had to lifeguard during collegiate swim team practice. The hardest part was not falling asleep in my chair.
broke the world record by almost a full body length. guys.
something something black vote
COME AT ME BRO
Masturbating. You forgot masturbating.
Hey @billyjackjay any idea where I could get a poster of that picture?
......
My first Christmas after college - "Socks. All the socks."
Somebody say something about a Texas healer joining the family? https://media0.giphy.com/media/rzUhQfZrJlQvC/200_s.gif
sigh... always proofread.
That really should be a semicolon: "I din't choose the grammatically correct life; the grammatically correct life chose me."
it's ELECTABUZZ, you uncultured swine.
It exists. https://youtu.be/7WahBH9sANg you're welcome.
I don't know where she's going either, but I wanna go too.
Bless you.
This. This is the definition of scaroused.
Who are you kidding, let?
FACE SWAP NOW
if i spraypaint a supersoaker gold can i be steampunk too?
kids in italy eat french fries and sliced hot dogs on their pizza. it's called pizza americana.
well with a name like john jacob jinkleheimer schmidt, you had to have seen it coming.
border collies are definitely the jedi of the canine world.
that is the most accurate thing i've ever read.
you let that cat be beer RIGHT NOW
as a straight man, if i were a lesbian, ellen would give me a raging lady boner.
dammit. now i want a tiny velociraptor roaming around my apartment. might help with my fruit fly problem...
pfft. asians don't have body hair...
*grandpa
I had to lifeguard during collegiate swim team practice. The hardest part was not falling asleep in my chair.
broke the world record by almost a full body length. guys.
something something black vote
COME AT ME BRO
Masturbating. You forgot masturbating.
Hey @billyjackjay any idea where I could get a poster of that picture?
......
My first Christmas after college - "Socks. All the socks."
Somebody say something about a Texas healer joining the family? https://media0.giphy.com/media/rzUhQfZrJlQvC/200_s.gif
sigh... always proofread.
That really should be a semicolon: "I din't choose the grammatically correct life; the grammatically correct life chose me."
it's ELECTABUZZ, you uncultured swine.
It exists. https://youtu.be/7WahBH9sANg you're welcome.
I don't know where she's going either, but I wanna go too.
Bless you.
Bless you.
This. This is the definition of scaroused.
Who are you kidding, let?
FACE SWAP NOW
if i spraypaint a supersoaker gold can i be steampunk too?
kids in italy eat french fries and sliced hot dogs on their pizza. it's called pizza americana.
well with a name like john jacob jinkleheimer schmidt, you had to have seen it coming.
border collies are definitely the jedi of the canine world.
that is the most accurate thing i've ever read.
you let that cat be beer RIGHT NOW
as a straight man, if i were a lesbian, ellen would give me a raging lady boner.
dammit. now i want a tiny velociraptor roaming around my apartment. might help with my fruit fly problem...
pfft. asians don't have body hair...