roastedbuttnutt

2358 pts · March 2, 2016


I wish I had a cool username

Expected dick butt

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Close haha very close

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A local restaurant in my area printed out menus with a picture of governor cuomo being sexually assaulted by Tony the Tiger

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I visited once and it was beautiful. The shroud was on display at the time

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How is bacon not pork?

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Chef here, can confirm. Shift 7 am-12am at the earliest. No break except two minutes before service so those that smoke can step out

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The craziness part of this is that dudes sunglasses stayed in the boat

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To tell me that they where basically being tailgated by helicopters and tanks and no one heard anything. It just ridiculous

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That whole movie was so ridiculous. I get the prospect but for them society broke down in about 5 min. And at the end you’re going...

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Yes the dummy was terrifying! Living dolls where the worst. Like talking tina

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I gotta ask it-what’s your favorite episode? My personal fav is the gremlin on the wing of the plane

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SHOULD’VE NEVER COME HERE!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So proud of you guys for being imgurians-brings a tear to my eye!

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This guy gets it

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I was venmoed 20 dollars because “we broke 1 or 2 plates and a couple mugs”. I swear it’s a miracle im not in jail for murder

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I left town for a week. My roommates broke 95 % of my plates destroyed my $400 chefs knife and my french press. B4 I came back home...

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Especially since I don’t make that much to begin with. But I need insurance and the market is too pricy for me

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I just recently had to make the decision on health insurance through my employer. And now I make a quarter less each week. Sucks..

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Oh boy I’m assuming you knew this already...but r.i.p your inbox

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An elephant that never forgets.....to KILL!

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restaurant workers having to go i this weekend

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But the claw digging is just a deal breaker for me.

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Honestly I know it’s a super unpopular opinion but this is the reason I don’t really like cats. Do I think they’re cute? Certainly..

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$25 tip on a $15 order? Done.

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It looks like it! Nothing’s better than coming home to a dog freaking out with excitement to see you

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Very relatable-honestly it’s not the best option but I do use a snow shovel occasionally

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Bic pen drawings! That’s serious business-no erasers and all that. Go you! They look great

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Other side of the country..oh well haha

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Fight you..but would definitely have a game night in which we could play both and possibly eat some pizza

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