robertconley

1977 pts · April 19, 2015


Either that or drop a fireball on the BBEG midway through the speech. That did earn the jerks a few more minions to deal with.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Oh my God! That's disgusting. Where?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If done right, arson CAN be a war crime.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This made me hungry so I made it for dinner. It was really good.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're great for working on a computer and you can't find where that damn screw fell.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It gets real fun when they combine that with shoving a laser up there and play asteroids to break it up.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was it JCPennys or Sears?

5 years ago | Likes 414 Dislikes 1

She asked nicely.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I kept telling people the current test is like a prostate exam but at the wrong end. Looks like they are correcting which end is tested.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Based on my search history, I'm not going to heaven.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think they've banned kilts yet.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great memories!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In his defense, Picard did kill his wife...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I know about his likes/dislikes is he owned a Honda and didn't like it. 'For I did not speak of my own Accord' - John 12:49

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I swear, every time I think 2020 can't get any weirder, it does.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wight Privilege!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the stuff I like to see on Imgur. Hope to see more of your work!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like this post is aimed at me and I don't like it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I didn't realize how badly I needed this today.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s just extra flavor and texture.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone taking odds yet on when the suicide is going to happen?

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Wish I thought of that when my kids were that age.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the only series I ever read that every book is as great as each of the others.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been trying to describe this concept to people but keep failing. I'm going to use this description in the future. Thanks!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm more interested in that tree. I want one just like it now.

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Big Bird, I think.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Didn't he poop out the Mead of Bad Poetry on someone, too?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why I like my wife practising zumba. She still doesn't seem to understand why I have no problem going with her to class.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're getting my upvote because of the title :)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew it! I knew Santa was real!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0