rocketfoxstudio

45265 pts ยท February 28, 2016


A friend with pizza is a friend indeed. Or my life source, coffee, do take heed. "Master of Puns," both the old and new. Used to solitude, my favorite color is blue. This front page remains to me a mystery. So laugh at these puns, trite they may be.

Those that roll it over never had to deal with pesky kids or cats.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Never tell me the US has too many states to remember....

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Give that mouse a motorcycle! Mice love motorcycles.

7 years ago | Likes 539 Dislikes 1

No need for safety cones when it breaks down. It's already orange.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For the last time, Dr. Pym, you must not use pym particles to shrink real vehicles just to post them as your latest car model creation.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"For better or for worse, in sickness and in health, till death do you part." Kudos to the ones that stay till the end.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Still a better love story than Twilight.

7 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 7

If you think that's cringey, just wait till you see the movie...

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

or Ren and Stimpy.

7 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 2

Ask millennials what childhood show prompted their parents to start monitoring/banning certain cartoons and they'll probably say this one...

7 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 20

There's only one person that knows my darkest secrets and that dude got crucified for it...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We both know that ain't gonna serve four people....

7 years ago | Likes 437 Dislikes 5

THE FORBIDDEN JELLO

7 years ago | Likes 1374 Dislikes 0

it's the not-so-funny bone.

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooh... I LOVE THE DODGE STEALTH. jk jk.... You've captured the front end perfectly. Finish the MOC and submit it to Lego!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I see no problem with this rule.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks to be painful going in and going out, if you catch my drift.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Now we know how to get Stan Lee back. Where is Bulma's radar?

7 years ago | Likes 661 Dislikes 2

If Kevin looks like a baby next to the Rock, what does he look like next to Yao Ming?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does school make you ..... QUIVER ?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If we can't laugh at ourselves, then we can't laugh at others.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NICE.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But Ash, Professor Oak is your father. Why do you think he lives next door and keeps sending you out to explore pokemon?

7 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 0

I had one of those as a kid. We played with it so much that the batteries mysteriously disappeared and my parents couldn't find anymore.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Billy taught me it's okay to be a nerd. You can be a cool nerd.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0