8133 pts ยท February 28, 2013
Free candy. Lost puppy. Does this rag smell funny to you?
I'M NOT CRYING! YOU'RE CRYING! SHUT UP!!
Carol Burnett.
I've heard better things that never happened.
I wish I could upvote this twice. One for Miss J and one for Leo in Django Unchained. Snaps to you, my friend.
Halle....not Helle.
Born and raised in Vermont.
I did.
Neat!
I don't want my man's balls to look like eggs. Men have body hair.
Dinner.
You sound like a drag. No wonder your mom goes out and parties.
You're doing the right thing.
He's never going to get the smell off that car.
Some of us are old enough to remember this.
I, for one, appreciate a well tailored shit. Especially over those little rabbit turds. ;)
I wonder if it works 'round back too?
Suicide hotline in the US: 1-800-273-8255. International numbers, just in case. http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html
No fries?!
TRAINSFORMERS!
It looks like she has a plug of chewing tobacco in her bottom lip.
Yes you did. Well done!
I feel terrible for laughing as hard as I did. *golf clap*
I forcibly shot air out of my nose upon reading that. Well done, sir or madam. Well done.
I am wondering the same thing.
He looks like a good boy. Give him a cookie.
Errors
He looks like our old dog, Sigmund, the most regal of all mutts. Vet told us he was part black lab, part Great Dane.
If you can afford a pooper scooper like that then buy yourself some fucking food, hippie. If it's a loaner scoop, start with the pinecone.
The Klimt is amazing. I want that in my house.
*hork*
I'M NOT CRYING! YOU'RE CRYING! SHUT UP!!
Carol Burnett.
I've heard better things that never happened.
I wish I could upvote this twice. One for Miss J and one for Leo in Django Unchained. Snaps to you, my friend.
Halle....not Helle.
Born and raised in Vermont.
I did.
Neat!
I don't want my man's balls to look like eggs. Men have body hair.
Dinner.
You sound like a drag. No wonder your mom goes out and parties.
You're doing the right thing.
He's never going to get the smell off that car.
Some of us are old enough to remember this.
I, for one, appreciate a well tailored shit. Especially over those little rabbit turds. ;)
I wonder if it works 'round back too?
Suicide hotline in the US: 1-800-273-8255. International numbers, just in case. http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html
No fries?!
TRAINSFORMERS!
It looks like she has a plug of chewing tobacco in her bottom lip.
Yes you did. Well done!
I feel terrible for laughing as hard as I did. *golf clap*
I forcibly shot air out of my nose upon reading that. Well done, sir or madam. Well done.
I am wondering the same thing.
He looks like a good boy. Give him a cookie.
Errors
He looks like our old dog, Sigmund, the most regal of all mutts. Vet told us he was part black lab, part Great Dane.
If you can afford a pooper scooper like that then buy yourself some fucking food, hippie. If it's a loaner scoop, start with the pinecone.
The Klimt is amazing. I want that in my house.
*hork*