It’s my cake day ?
“We didn’t need masks to stop AIDS.”
Evolution
Cruising down the road, when suddenly ...
Lord & Lady of the Manor
Sad cucumber.
Commitment to a cause!
MRW when I say "Alexa, dim the lights" and "Alexa, turn on the Weeknd." and my husband is in the room.
May heaven be filled with tennis balls.
O ... hi. Oh?
Finally, a guy's night to remember.
When people start explaining stuff to me like I'm a child.
Nova, the explosion of my heart, and her big brother Roland (my forever puppy).
R-Amen!
Harder, Faster, Stronger
Sent this to deployed husband.
Trolling: Level Wife
More vet clinics, animal shelters should do this!
MRW my husband asks me to make him a meme