5732 pts ยท November 8, 2012
I'm Jasmine from Virginia. :) Nothing but Natitude!
I relate to the first one so hard! Go out expecting to relax, then I think about how much fun I'd be having with my daughter if I were home.
Amen, pop-tarts girl.
He needs another puppy friend named Wanda.
Is this real life?
Thanks, OP.
This is kind of like how I recognize which of my co-workers is walking up to my desk depending on their foot steps/jewelry... kind of...
Why 44?
"Bam!"
Too soon.
Accurate.
I was in the hospital for a month and the janitor came in every day with good vibes. Was nice to have in a very stressful situation.
Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle, turtle. (Boring fact, never saw that movie but have quoted that line at least 50 times)
The internet can be a cruel place sometimes, friend. It's dangerous to go alone. Take this -
Him in that Maple Leafs sweater tho. <3
What I do my Saturday nights? The same thing I do every Saturday night, Pinky. Stuff my face with pizza and Netflix til I pass out.
Lmao, thanks for sharing, man.
Thank you for sharing!
I like how he didn't even acknowledge that it took him ten minutes to respond.
Artist credit?
Do want! I collect playing cards on all my travels. Maybe one day I'll finally make it to Japan. *dreams*
Adorable.
Wouldn't want to be the guy who gets something that's brown and not chocolate...
This is why I don't climb trees when I'm drunk. That and the fact that I actually can't climb a tree.
Kind of looks like a robot. I like it.
Some things just don't change... though they definitely need to.
Thanks so much for sharing your post!
I laughed out loud. Thanks, bro.
This shit is still gold. Thank you... thank you.
I feel like you could make some dope tattoo art.
"Mee-wow!" cracked me up, haha.
I relate to the first one so hard! Go out expecting to relax, then I think about how much fun I'd be having with my daughter if I were home.
Amen, pop-tarts girl.
He needs another puppy friend named Wanda.
Is this real life?
Thanks, OP.
This is kind of like how I recognize which of my co-workers is walking up to my desk depending on their foot steps/jewelry... kind of...
Why 44?
"Bam!"
Too soon.
Accurate.
I was in the hospital for a month and the janitor came in every day with good vibes. Was nice to have in a very stressful situation.
Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle, turtle. (Boring fact, never saw that movie but have quoted that line at least 50 times)
The internet can be a cruel place sometimes, friend. It's dangerous to go alone. Take this -
Him in that Maple Leafs sweater tho. <3
What I do my Saturday nights? The same thing I do every Saturday night, Pinky. Stuff my face with pizza and Netflix til I pass out.
Lmao, thanks for sharing, man.
Thank you for sharing!
I like how he didn't even acknowledge that it took him ten minutes to respond.
Artist credit?
Do want! I collect playing cards on all my travels. Maybe one day I'll finally make it to Japan. *dreams*
Adorable.
Wouldn't want to be the guy who gets something that's brown and not chocolate...
This is why I don't climb trees when I'm drunk. That and the fact that I actually can't climb a tree.
Kind of looks like a robot. I like it.
Some things just don't change... though they definitely need to.
Thanks so much for sharing your post!
I laughed out loud. Thanks, bro.
This shit is still gold. Thank you... thank you.
I feel like you could make some dope tattoo art.
"Mee-wow!" cracked me up, haha.