83 pts ยท February 12, 2014
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.
Omg, this shit is fictional... Get a grip people
I remember the heartbreak when that bitch texted that shit... Ha... Ha... Just kidding
I hate cold weather
*chuckle*
2006 as in almost 10 yrs ago.... That's a lifetime man.... Lmao
Omfg ....
Mmmmm .... Cable guy can be MY friend ....
Yeah, maybe if this was a casino and those were chips.
The Terminator one kicks ass!!!
I found Waldo
Never come to Las Vegas then.
This is heavy...
I'm 30 with a baby and a college degree and I still thought it was funny. Some people are too serious.
Quick, get a cookie stat
In 1968, things changed when the 90th Congress was determined to create a uniform system of federal Monday holidays.
It is Valentine's Day...
I have vast fluency in the old language of bullshit.
Rice rocket
Only 9:11pm in Las Vegas
Fecal prequel
Yeah? Well who's the dog wearing the outfit? I doubt you put that on by yourself...
Solo, you mean an infogram right?
Seems fishy to me
Celibacy
Smell the fucking flowers bird, because little Timmy says so.
Me too, and then I keep on truckin.
Well where do you think Jim Davis got his inspiration?
I have to work on Friday, so this will be what I do Saturday. UNDERWOOD!
Where are the strings?
Mother Fucking Nature. Win.
Omg, this shit is fictional... Get a grip people
I remember the heartbreak when that bitch texted that shit... Ha... Ha... Just kidding
I hate cold weather
*chuckle*
2006 as in almost 10 yrs ago.... That's a lifetime man.... Lmao
Omfg ....
Mmmmm .... Cable guy can be MY friend ....
Yeah, maybe if this was a casino and those were chips.
The Terminator one kicks ass!!!
I found Waldo
Never come to Las Vegas then.
This is heavy...
I'm 30 with a baby and a college degree and I still thought it was funny. Some people are too serious.
Quick, get a cookie stat
In 1968, things changed when the 90th Congress was determined to create a uniform system of federal Monday holidays.
It is Valentine's Day...
I have vast fluency in the old language of bullshit.
Rice rocket
Only 9:11pm in Las Vegas
Fecal prequel
Yeah? Well who's the dog wearing the outfit? I doubt you put that on by yourself...
Solo, you mean an infogram right?
Seems fishy to me
Celibacy
Smell the fucking flowers bird, because little Timmy says so.
Me too, and then I keep on truckin.
Well where do you think Jim Davis got his inspiration?
I have to work on Friday, so this will be what I do Saturday. UNDERWOOD!
Where are the strings?
Mother Fucking Nature. Win.