rushingryan

6793 pts ยท May 7, 2014


The sequel to the prequel.

Nine inch nail? When you told you parents, did you open up with "I hurt myself today"?

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Here in Ontario, drivers over 80 are required to retest every two years.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I wasn't expecting to see Red Panda snot today, and yet, here we are.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

The speed limits on these highways are 100 km/h. So the joke is correct. Source: I live here.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a used Canadian Forces parka. On the inside there are instructions for drycleaning and how to wear it while parachuting.

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I got a mangina!

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

To be fair, America is a global superpower. The world kind of has an interest in avoiding a lunatic from taking the helm.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Everything about this is beautiful.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The comic is Critical Miss on The Escapist, since the author credit got cut out (as usual).

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Why did the bear dissolve in water? Because he was polar.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People like grapes.

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

I got rejected by a girl once when she said she couldn't make the date because it was her cat's birthday. Cat people are weird. Or I'm ugly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that how you get a yeast infection?

10 years ago | Likes 412 Dislikes 1

M'tabolism.

10 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 2

Politics.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Are... are you having a stroke? Should I call an ambulance?

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

We had a Samoyed who had his anal glands fill up with fluid. They had to be drained. It was as awful as you could imagine.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

In high school, my buddy had a Land Rover. Had to leave school early if it was going to rain, otherwise it wouldn't start. Quality stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like you'd know.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've seen what Pokemon can do. I'm surprised more characters aren't packing heat.

11 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

Without the word Pippin anywhere, too! Everyone knows the Apple Pippin was the best gaming console.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Surprise: all of them are yours.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

THE NEAL IS REAL.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That happened to my buddy's dog. It's sad.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Ah, okay. I just always figure one of us posts it on every Blackbird post on Imgur. My bad!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You wouldn't happen to be an Opponaut, would you?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's called alcohol.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Finally, my jockstrap/land mine hybrid has a use!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heyo.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the second floor, which you climb up to via the rockwalls below. It's pretty fun.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0